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Are You Man or Mouse?

fygment writes "... according to recent studies. It seems were more closely related to rodents than the carnivores i.e. the primates didn't evolve from the noble jungle cats, wolves, etc. Were closer to rats. Of course this has long been suspected in lawyers and SCO execs ..."

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  1. the grammar-corrected article by Tuxinatorium · · Score: -1, Troll

    fygment writes "...according to recent studies. It seems we're more closely related to rodents than to felines and canines. Primates did not evolve from carnivorous mammals such as noble jungle cats, wolves, etc. We're closer to rats. Of course, this has long been suspected of lawyers and SCO execs ..." Honestly, all it takes is a once-over at 250 WPM to catch 99% of all grammatical errors. The Slashdot editors are so incompetant they don't even take the necessary 30-60 seconds to fix an article before publishing it on the front page.

  2. Uhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That is, of course, if you buy into the farce of evolution. I've never seen a generation so inclinced to believe a lie without proof. If you'd think for yourself, and not read the textbooks, you might realize that evolution isn't even an option.

    1. Re:Uhh by keesh · · Score: 0, Troll

      What did trolls evolve from?

  3. Well Dah??? by ratfynk · · Score: 1, Troll

    We are closely related to creatures that climb trees to escape preditors, we have been known to do the same. I was once treed by a Grizzly myself. Humans have been on the carnivor diner list in the past and in some situations they still are. It should come as no suprise that we are closer in genetics to rats than cats. Rodents can be very preditory in the right situation. I am not at all suprised by these findings. Unfortunately the ignorant religous fundimentalists are going to have another reason to bash genetic science. I would not be suprised if these scientific result are not at all popular. You can bet some scientists will be hired to repute them the same way they did with Darwin.

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  4. That's old news!! by Gamasta · · Score: 0, Troll

    These pictures will explain it all (the girl in red)

    Pic #1
    Pic #2

    A very funny Brazilian comic.

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