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The Death of A Universe

Posted by Hemos on from the and-i-feel-fine dept.

ninthwave writes "The Guardian is running an article on research into the visible effects of entropy in the Universe. Alan Heavens of The University of Edinburgh did the research also posted at The Royal Astronomical Society with this article" I dunno - expansion, heat death - it all reminds me of a teacher who said "I'm not a premillenialist, postmillenialist - I'm a pan-millenialist, as in it's all going to pan out in the end." Update: 08/18 16:36 GMT by S : Headline fixed.

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  1. slashdot fucking sucks dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    learn to use grammar faggots

  2. Europeans, mod this up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    God Bless America

    God Bless America, with the worst crime levels in the first world
    God Bless America, where "democracy" means a rich, white male as Presiden t
    God Bless America, the biggest consumer of the world's natural resources
    God Bless America, where "freedom of speech" means race-hate groups like KKK
    God Bless America, and its massive and ever-growing poverty gap
    God Bless America, with the highest obesity levels in the developed world
    God Bless America, all its appalling "sitcoms" with no grasp of irony
    God Bless America, because corporations should be allowed to run amok
    God Bless America, wasting billions to attack foreign countries

    God Bless America, and thank God I don't have to live there.

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  3. Learn grammar you shitfuk linux cocksucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    bitch

  4. Re:For those wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You know how Americans are... they can't pronounce and they can't spell either.

  5. Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    God Bless America

    God Bless America, with the worst crime levels in the first world
    God Bless America, where "democracy" means a rich, white male as President
    God Bless America, the biggest consumer of the world's natural resources
    God Bless America, where "freedom of speech" means race-hate groups like KKK
    God Bless America, and its massive and ever-growing poverty gap
    God Bless America, with the highest obesity levels in the developed world
    God Bless America, all its appalling "sitcoms" with no grasp of irony
    God Bless America, because corporations should be allowed to run amok
    God Bless America, wasting billions to attack foreign countries

    God Bless America, and thank God I don't have to live there.

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    1. Re:Heh, you yanks can't handle the truth. by N3WBI3 · · Score: -1, Troll

      Worst Crime Rate: Well we could make drugs and prostitution legal, as many Europian nations do and thigs will even out. The USA has a high murder rate but a much lower property crime rate than enropian nations Democracy: Yea because lord knows france and England have a long history of poor minorities running the nation. Consumer: Yes but despite recent declines in industry we are still the worlds largest producer so it kind works out. Speech: Umm it was a europian (Voltair) who coind the phrase I may not like what you say but I will fight to the death for your right to say it. We know that free speech means free speech of stupid people and hateful people as well as greenpeace. PovertyGap: Yes as we adopt more and more 'liberal' policies like the ones across the pond our poverty increases. Obesity: Ill take the trade for regular bathing Sitcoms: Get a freaking life Corporations: Like the 7Billion the broke ass french government gave to a manufacturer despite EU policy? Attack: Yea too bad we wasted money defending thankless europians all those years when the USSR would have loved to move the Iron Curtin to the atlantic.. YOu Living here: Well your right Thank God you dont live Here Sod off..

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  6. In related news, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    GWB has declared that a petrified Natalie Portman will be covered in hot grits in a beowulf cluster while listening to Ogg Vorbis files in Soviet Russia because

    1) Covered in grits
    2) ???
    3) Profit!

    Dancing MonkeyBoy will declare "All your base are belong to us!" and it is the suck.

  7. Re:Jackass... by SunPin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thanks for the tip. But if you had any balls, you wouldn't be AC.

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    Laws are for people with no friends.
  8. Re:My take on this by phthisic · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you hear that whizzing sound? That's the sound of photons circling you because they are trapped in the gravity well caused by your immense denseness.

    Perhaps god is just a monkey you pulled out of your ass.

    Perhaps god is the idjit left behind as all the smarter beings escaped an imploding universe.

    Perhaps god is the meta-spiritual spooge energy earth mother goddess budha karma sponge love thingy.

    All just as probable and grounded explanations as yours.

    Sorry. Have to call 'em as I see 'em.