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World's First Game-Playing DNA Computer

An anonymous reader writes "NewScientist.com posted an article today about the first game-playing 'computer' powered by DNA logic. An interesting read, although not at all a practical alternative for those looking to replace their PlayStation2 with the next great platform." The machine is "...an enzyme-powered tic-tac-toe machine that... uses a complex mixture of DNA enzymes to determine where it should place its nought or cross, and signals its move with a green glow."

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  1. Shall We Play A Game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory of course. However, maybe this time we can stick with a nice game of chess, eh?

  2. Would you like... by jcostantino · · Score: 0, Funny

    to play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War?

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  3. Game Playing DNA? by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bah, my DNA's been playing Life for ages.

    1. Re:Game Playing DNA? by kunsan · · Score: 2, Funny

      mine is playing Tapper... & the beer just keeps on flowing!

      JP

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  4. Ok sure, by arcite · · Score: 5, Funny

    When Leisure Suit Larry get ported, call me.

    1. Re:Ok sure, by TedTschopp · · Score: 2, Funny

      It has been, but becuase you come to /. you might not have heard the news.

      DNA supports sexual reproduction of mammals. And the process through which this takes place is supports a Leisure Suit Larry like enviroment. Perhaps you should consider playing. For complete results insure subject has matured for the appropriate number of years before playing the game.

      Ted

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  5. Re:Would you like to play... by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Strange game...the only winning move is not to play.....or GATTATTCCAATTACA.

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  6. Wrong game by WTFmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Naughts and crosses? I though you played tic tac to with xes and os. Man, I've been playing wrong all these years.

  7. Silly Human! by rwiedower · · Score: 4, Funny
    Stojanovic has lost to MAYA more than a 100 times.

    Um, even I couldn't lose to a machine more than a 100 times at tic-tac-toe. It doesn't take a WOPR to learn that tic-tac-toe is surprisingly easy to grasp. I bet you could train a DNA-powered monkey to the same level of effectiveness as this silly human named Stojanovic.

  8. GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll dump some DNA on my wifes face tonight, then say "your move".

  9. Great by Narphorium · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've never been a leet gamer by any means but now I can add enzymes to the long list of organisms that are capable of beating me at computer games.

  10. Re:Smart enough to make a DNA computer but not to. by IFF123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep. But mayby the rules mutate as you go. I mean it's the DNA tic-tac-toe we are talking about.
    1. Millions of dollars of investment, thousands of man and machine hours...
    2. DNA-powered Tic Tac Toe
    3. ?

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  11. bah! by the+darn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotters already play LOTS of games with DNA...mostly solitare, though, as I understand.

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  12. Well then... by motardo · · Score: 2, Funny

    this gives a new meaning to "Powered by Nvidia"

  13. Re:can not be defeated? by Dylan2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "But to say 'the automaton can not be defeated' has a nice ring to it."

    I thought that was a great quote. Do you know why? Because it shows that they really are geeks, not just faceless white coats in a lab. Sounds like this guy is a fan of Futurama, Hitchhiker's guide, etc. These are the people I want jeopardising my race's existence :)

    Oh, nearly forgot- I for one welcome our new enzyme-powered tic-tac-toe-playing overlords :)

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  14. Re:DNA based computer used to solve TSP by CraigoFL · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Apparently, a single gram of DNA can store as much information as a trillion CDs."

    Wow, then I've been doing the equivalent of throwing out my entire record collection every night for years...

  15. This is old "technology"! by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny
    DNA playing Tic-Tac-Toe?

    Been there, done that.

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  16. Re:Smart enough to make a DNA computer but not to. by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Slashdot humor:

    1. Find joke used 1,000 times already.
    2. Use it wrong.
    3. ???
    4. Karma!

  17. Re:Shall We Play A Game? by phthisic · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are too cool. When I read that, I heard the voice in my head. Thanks for the memory.

  18. Re:Very significant development by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well we already got DNA based porn. They're called girls.

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  19. Let the jokes begin... by SirDaShadow · · Score: 4, Funny

    >The human player makes his or her moves by dropping DNA into 3 by 3 square

    No comment...

  20. Herediatry Too! by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Son, don't do that, you'll go blind!"
    "Dad, I'm over here."

  21. But is the DNA smarter than a chicken? by NewbieV · · Score: 4, Funny

    This chicken may not be around anymore, but a little Googling will show other references.

    And yes, I can admit to having lost a few games to her, too.

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  22. Re:Naught or cross? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually they are Freedom-O's and Freedom-X's. Please report to your nearest Patriotism Terminal for re-education.

  23. Patents? by derfel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hope these guys don't find out about it.

  24. "A strange game... by sverrehu · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... the only winning move is not to play."

  25. Re:Smart enough to make a DNA computer but not to. by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually he lost 50 times. He lost another 50 times betting on the instant replay.

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  26. Stop the insanity now! by IDigUNIX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aren't games already enough like life forms?

    Tetris for instance is the next best thing to a virus, afterall, think of how simple and yet utterly addictive it was until attention deficit disorder offered us a cure.

    Do we have to make games INTO life forms?