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Russia Plans Martian Nuclear Station

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC reports that Russian scientists have announced plans to build a nuclear power station on Mars. They say that all the necessary technical drawings have now been completed, and all will be ready for the construction work to begin. The power plant should be up and running by 2030."

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  1. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nuclear powers YOU! (Had to be done.)

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by eniu!uine · · Score: -1, Troll

      Dammit, why is this modded down. It is completely obvious that the first soviet russia joke should have been modded +5 funny, while the rest should have been modded redundant and all the posters of said jokes should have been shot(no offense).

  2. Yes But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Russia, Nuclear Stations plan THE MARTIANS!!

  3. In Soviet Russia... by tool462 · · Score: -1, Troll

    In Soviet Russia, Mars builds nuclear power plants on YOU!

  4. Speeeellllng! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Spelling - it's amazing you didn't misspell ALL of the words in your post.

  5. In Soviet Mars... by Azadre · · Score: -1, Troll

    Man DESTROYS radiation... Couldn't resist seriously..

  6. Re:Uranium on a rocket? by cmacb · · Score: 2, Troll

    Yeah, except the environmentalist don't protest much other than here in the US. Whether it is ecology issues, racism, sexism or peace marches, most of the action is here in the USA where well-to-do clueless college kids are in abundance. I used to think this was mainly due to Communist repression of dissent, but I'm beginning to think it has more to do with how much spare time some of these people have on their hands.

    The good news about this, as well as the recent announcements by China and India is that the world will not depend on NASA for future benefits from space research (Tang anyone?). Our own space programs will probably benefit greatly (after we get over the shock) from other countries orbiting earth, going to the moon and beyond without our help. I can gripe all I want about how we have been held back by the costs of the Shuttle program, but it's hard to demonstrate the benefits of a path not taken. Now we will be able to see for real the outcomes of alternative strategies. Maybe they will fail and make the Shuttle look good by comparison, but I doubt it.

    It is about time mankind gets out of low-earth-orbit, either by giving up on space altogether or by going back to the moon and beyond where more interesting things can be accomplished.

  7. On Soviet Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    nuclear plants power you!

    1. Re:On Soviet Mars by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 0, Troll

      "On Soviet Mars nuclear plants power you!"

      yeah thats what there going for, to have nuke plants on mars to power you. Stop copying the headline.

  8. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  9. MOD PARENT UP +5 INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is the motherfucking reality of so-called 'gay sex' and same-sex 'mariage'. Filthy rectum-splitting sex with feces. That's a basis for mariage and 'human rights'? My dog stopped doing that after a few weeks, and it has a brain the size of a potato. But filthy butt-fags can ram shit up each other's intestines and they get parades?

  10. Re:Why nuclear? by Fjornir · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, but I've got karma to burn so this might

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  11. Re:SHIT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Judging by your post and your sig, I'd say you are nothing more than a bed-wetting hand-wringing liberal snot. Get lost, we dont want you here, punk. You dig?

  12. ON SOVIET MARS... by raehl · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nuclear power plants build humans!

    1. Re:ON SOVIET MARS... by xenotrout · · Score: -1, Troll
      I'd expect things on soviet mars to be a little different than in soviet russia. Someone else had an interesting idea but it turned out to be completely non-opposite ("nuclear plants power you"). Perhaps on soviet mars:

      power buildings plant nuclear humans!

      um...right. Just my $0.01(e) russumartian

  13. In soviet russia... by Eudial · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... MARS plans nuclear plants on YOU!

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  14. Re:Genious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    NO, what is funny is that they're really shitty with their submarines, fighter planes (don't go anywhere NEAR an airshow when the commies are about), cars (have you seen their cars)...look at chernobyl...and now they want to build one on Mars? Puh-leaze!

    Perhaps they should master growing potatoes so their people don't have to queue (or starve) first, yeah?

    And I take it they won't be requiring aid from the west now they can afford to send people to Mars, or am i missing something?

  15. What a coincidence! by Darth_brooks · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, I too was thinking of building a nuclear power plant on mars.

    And, just like Russia, I'M TOO FSCKING POOR TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN FEED MYSELF!

    But it's nice to dream.

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  16. dont be suprised if you see zig heading for mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Martians: Someone setup us the bomb!