Open Source Community Approaches SCO

An anonymous reader writes "eWeek has an article about the open source community approaching SCO. SCO now says there are over a million lines of offending code in Linux and they still won't show them to anybody."

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SCO, i have just two words for you...

[capsteve]

YOU SUCK!

find /.|grep sco|xargs wc -l == 1,000,000,000,000

[Anonymous Coward]

announced today that they are splitting from and are combining forces to bring to you SlashSco-For-Fucktards.com. The new site will feature one or two normal Slashdot stories, followed by 40 daily articles about , and related information.

"We're excited about this unique opportunity to whore around 's name for free. Now we no longer have to get paid under the counter from for doing so. I'm really excited considering I was about to hit the unemployment line pretty soon." stated Slashdot's Hemos who was watching streaming video from .

Industry insiders say the move was planned all along and that staff secretly conspired to generate free publicity for which is no longer struggling thanks to 's repeated mention of their name. "We think that, all along the plan was for to keep posting about until at least one in every one article mentioned because after all has become such a hot topic that we poop or just thinking about it.

staff would not elaborate more on this but stay tuned for upcoming posts regarding this groundbreaking news. And now for real news you can lose: Folks over at posted maps of the nations infrastructure free for terrorists to Download. Hooray you go Department of Homegrownland InSecurity. Folks over at have posted the guidelines for "National Information Security Systems" and it can be viewed at . A hacker snitch is in 's website after being caught doing sleazy shit. Now he wants the people at to violate his as promised. And finally, Scientists

The open source community?

[Anonymous Coward]

You mean the same community that can't even write a decent file dialog and tells me to RTFM noob and use our outdated distribution because it is "stable" (yeah, on a 386SX running without any deamons)

-1, flamebait/troll/offtopci/redundant/overrated/funny /informative/insightful/intresting/underrated, pick any you like you deluded zealots.=, but will metamod you fair if you mod this 5, insightful for a change.

I'll give you some code there buddy

[Anonymous Coward]

#!/usr/local/bin/bash
# SCOrn.sh
# shum0nespeshul .@. telekinetic-hacker.net

me=/.
find $me | awk '{print $1}' > /tmp/shizzle.$$
while read buffer
do
countshit=`grep SCO|wc -l`
if [ "$countshit" >= "1,000,000,000,000" ]
then
echo "what the fsckor?! Another SCO article?!\n"
else
echo "Shockingly suprising no sco articles today"
kill -9 $me >> /dev/null
fi
done < /tmp/shizzle.$$
rm -r /tmp/shizzle.$$
echo "eye j4m d4 king 0f d4 w0rld"

MOD PARENT UP: +5 Original and Funny

[Anonymous Coward]

We are tired of all the empty articles about the flavor-of-the-month, SCO. P0sts like this lambast the dominant groupthink paradigm and freshen up what is otherwise becoming a very flat and predictable content source.

And it simply r0x0r5.

Re:Corporate Death Penalty

[JessLeah]

It'll never happen. All the laws of the US are bought and paid for by corporations anyhow. You and I both know that they'd NEVER let something like the corporate death penalty through. It'd force them to, y'know, act responsibly, and not pull giant Enron/SCO/Microsoft/Verizon/RIAA/MPAA-style schemes out of their rear ends whenever they think they can make money off of blatant lies and illegal business practices.