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Microsoft Virus Spam: SoBig.F

If you're being barraged with Microsoft virus spam emails today, this story notes that it's a flare-up of an older Microsoft virus in a new, improved form. Yay for trustworthy computing.

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  1. And now for the real question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Who cares? and fp.

  2. heh by tsu+doh+nimh · · Score: -1, Troll

    more spam from sobig-infected PCs. can't wait

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    ...because you never know who you're dealing with.
  3. Linux virus : Gnome-2.3.6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The gnome virus must be destroyed. PLease install linux anti virus today!

  4. Translation by The+Bungi · · Score: -1, Troll
    michael writes "We're on a roll today with the other M$ stories and the obligatory $CO ones, so I thought I'd throw this out there to drive our ad impression rate a bit higher. After all, everyone gets the same type of email as I do. And what do you think about my editorial byline? 'Yay for trustworthy computing!'? Am I 1337 or what? HAHAHAHA!!!! m$ is teh suxx!!!1!!"

    In the meantime, absolutely nothing else worth mentioning is happening in the world.

  5. "Yay for trustworthy computing." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yay for Cheapshot -- er, Slashdot.

  6. Why is Slashdot and MALDA so Racist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is there one person of color involved with SLASHDOT? You are all obese, smelly, socially inept, sexless white boys like that fat slob CowboyKneel. You racists make me sick. You all need some diversity and sensitivity training ASAP!

    1. Re:Why is Slashdot and MALDA so Racist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      racism is cool. political correctness is boring. any questions?

  7. Re:Why is SLASHDOT so Racist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because jungle bunnies are too stupid to understand computers.
    They are good at stealing and hocking them but they have a very tough time operating them.

    How about jigs and Linux? Uh, no. That dog won't hunt. Linux is far beyond their capacity to comprehend.

    You'll find some chinks here because they tend to be smarter than your average porch monkey.

    Take a look in the mirror and hold up a picture of a low lands gorilla next to it and you'll have your answer. Apes have no business around computers. It's hard to type when your knuckles are dragging on the ground.

    Besides, where would you basketball playing, watermelon and fried chicken eating savages find the time to visit slashdot, what with all your White girl raping and gang banging activites.

    And really, if you "people" would spend less time in prison and jail you might find more time to better yourselves as a lot. In prison you just learn things like smuggling drugs past the guards and shanking the honkies.

  8. Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... don't you count shit-brown as a color?

    You know, most of us here are very involved in anal practices, so we have shit-covered tongues, fingers and penises.

    Do you have a penis?

    Do you like it?

    What is it's name?

    1. Re:Come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      My penis's name is Rob Malda and I spank it every night....thats a bad monkey....

  9. WARNING - PARENT UUENCODED GOATSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please spare yourself...

  10. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Mononoke · · Score: 0, Troll
    Spamassassin catches all the viruses, which is good because mcaffee doesn't update their definitions until we've had 100 or so attachments blow through the mail server.
    I wish they'd update definitions immediately after their staff writes the virus, and not after it's all over the 'net.

    That would cut into their marketing though, wouldn't it.

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  11. Re:Editors need to be more honest. by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: -1, Troll

    The thing is you are NOT trolling (I'm sure you know that). The "Troll" mod is just /.'s way of putting it's collective hands over it's collective ears.

    You bring up a good point. /. seems to be an open source/free software/linux news site, but it is in reality more of a microsoft Mock/FUD/Slander site than anything else. How long before it goes completel F*cked Company?

    Making fun of "Trusyworthy Computing"? Is this from a "Trustworthy Slashdot"? No. Comments like that then become truly rediculous.

    I vote for laying off the stupid ass anti-ms comments and coming back to reality, and maybe a little credibility. How about a serious poll about it?

    Seriously.

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  12. Cliff is "black" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Almost as black as Wayne Brady.

  13. Re:Thank you Spamassassin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why does michael make sarcastic quips about Trustworthy Computing? What does that have to do with a virus e-mail attachment?

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