World's Oldest Tree To Be Cloned
Pirogoeth writes "Scientists have taken seedlings from the world's oldest tree, a 4,768-year-old bristlecone pine named Methuselah, and plan on plan on altering them to make them clones of the ancient tree. Their goal is to study them to find the secret of their longevity and to see if cloned trees can survive in different climates."
Now I can attain immortality through the simple process of replacing my feeble human body with enduring tree parts. Mwahahahahahahahaha.
Well I for one welcome our new wooden overlords.
Bush is a cylon.
Fine...
In Soviet Russia Trees run from yew!
I hate myself sometimes.
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