Giant Laser Transmutes Nuclear Waste
paulnuyu writes "NewScientist is reporting that scientists have transmuted nuclear waste with the Vulcan Glass Laser, cutting iodine-129's half-life from 15.7 million years down to just 25 minutes (as iodine-128). The advance is remarkable, but not practical: the laser would need power from a number of power plants to transmute the waste produced from just one nuclear plant."
Sure, it can eliminate nuclear waste, but can I run linux on it?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Are you secure enough in your masculinity to run 'man touch'?
Hell, that's nothing. Every time I watch Enterprise on UPN, that T'Pol Vulcan hottie transmutes my penis from a flacid state to fully erect! No external energy sources needed, either!