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Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program

Gallamine writes "A group of Japanese researchers have proposed a Government plan to spend 50 billion yen per year (that's over 400 million $US) for 30 years on developing a robot with capabilities of a 5-year-old. Japan's current economy may prevent the plan from happening, but the interesting point is the parallels to the U.S. Apollo space program, America's attempt to put a man on the moon. While expensive, the benefits to the American population from that program are probably unmeasurable. Perhaps the U.S. Government should consider funding such a program over here?"

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  1. Uh by krisp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps instead, the US government should stop cutting funds allocated to education and "liberating" oil-producing countires.

    Lets worry about the robots after we figure out how to pay back our debt.

  2. Recipe for robot emulating a human 5-year old. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny

    10% Cute (or ugly to eveyone other than owner)
    40% Crying
    5% Crayon ability
    15% Get daddy a beer
    7% Underfoot
    3% Questions beginning with 'Why'
    20% Screaming, running, and breaking.
    Please contact me for licensing.

    1. Re:Recipe for robot emulating a human 5-year old. by clambake · · Score: 4, Funny

      That doesn't leave any space for nose picking or paste eating, I'm assuming these will go in beta 2?

  3. or... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    let's let Japan do all the spending on the project, then we'll buy one of their fancy schancy new robots, and reproduce it ourselves.

    1. Re:or... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sweet! The old "turn the tables" routine! I liiiiike it.

  4. Well that would be cool, but... by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm much rather have a 5 year-old with the capabilities of a robot.

    1. Re:Well that would be cool, but... by SUB7IME · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean, "In Soviet Russia, 5-year-olds have the capabilities of a robot."

    2. Re:Well that would be cool, but... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean you want something that can't parse human language, and runs around bumping into walls? Just get a retarded kid.

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  5. Am I a pervert? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does the use of '5 year old boy' as opposed to '5 year old girl' make anyone else a little uneasy? Actually thinking about it neither is particularly suited to the hotbed of hormones that is slashdot. Why not say 'equivalent to an average windows user'?

  6. We can do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you double the price and can get me a robot with all the capabilities of a 19 year old cheerleader, I'll call my congressman tonight.

    1. Re:We can do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just made some phone calls. Bill's in, but wants the requirements to be changed to '19 year old intern'. Ted doesn't care, but whatever it is, he wants it to be able to swim.

    2. Re:We can do better... by shivianzealot · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you double the price and can get me a robot with all the capabilities of a 19 year old cheerleader, I'll call my congressman tonight.

      I'd wager that would result in some interested slashdot headlines...

      Mod your CheerBot's harsh rejection algorithms

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  7. I knew it! by ajiva · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew Japanese Anime are more of a documentary then entertainment! I can't wait to see huge robots fighting each other, being able to transform into jets and guardian modes! Plus with all the destruction that the robots will make, the Japanese construction companies will be busy for quite some time!

  8. Why do we need a 5 year old Japanese boy-robot? by solarrhino · · Score: 3, Funny

    We don't even have a Big Guy to go with him!

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  9. I wonder. by killermal · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...developing a robot with capabilities of a 5-year-old.

    Heh, maybe it could work for Microsoft.

  10. Re:Measureing a 5 year old by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could it get to the point where you have a "child" in a super human body?

    We already have this. It's called "Mike Tyson".

  11. 30 Years, eh? by bazmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just in time to send it to Mars to work on the power plant.

    1. Re:30 Years, eh? by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just in time to send it to Mars to work on the power plant.

      "No WANT fix core!!!! Me play trucks NOW!!!!"

      "Uh-oh, reactor go poo..."

      "Look! Pretty lava!"

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    2. Re:30 Years, eh? by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
      They said a robot with the abilities of a 5-year old. Not Jar Jar Binks.

  12. Give me 6 years... by hankaholic · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would probably take my girlfriend and I about four years to produce something with the capabilities of the average 5-year-old.

    I'm pretty bright, and my girlfriend recently graduated from CMU with a degree in CS, and is now attending Johns Hopkins. It would (roughly speaking) take a 4-year-old child with an IQ of 125 to match a 5-year-old.

    And for the quarter billion per year Japan is spending, I'd be able to afford some pretty neat educational toys, too!

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    1. Re:Give me 6 years... by El · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, I think the Japanese want to mass produce these, which means you'll need about 100,000 girlfriends. If my experiences with just 1 girlfriend is any indication, that can get REALLY expensive. $250 million a year is a bargain by comparison!

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  13. They're short of five year old's? by civilengineer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I 've a couple. Will trade in for half the money.

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  14. Re:The Goal and the Problems by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is kind of a problem already. Ever seen interviews about sex with teenagers in small midwestern towns?

    "What else is there to do?"

    I wish I grew up in a small midwestern town.

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  15. robots replace 5-year-olds, film at 11 by juan2074 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, they are making 5-year-olds obsolete.

  16. It has been done... by dark-br · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps the U.S. Government should consider funding such a program over here?

    5 year old minded robot? We already have Bush.

  17. There's a much easier way... by benk · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...to get robots with the capabilities of five year olds. Just clone Congress a couple of times.

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  18. $400 million?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    A group of Japanese researchers have proposed a Government plan to spend 50 billion yen per year (that's over 400 million $US) for 30 years on developing a robot with capabilities of a 5-year-old.

    Wouldn't it be cheaper to purchase a 5 year-old?