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DARPA Looks Beyond Moore's Law

ddtstudio writes "DARPA (the folks who brought you the Internet) is, according to eWeek, looking more than ten years down the road when, they say, chip makers are going to have to have totally new chip fabrication technologies. Quantum gates? Indium Phosphide? Let's keep in mind that Moore's Law was more an observation than a predictive law of nature, despite how people treat it that way."

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  1. what next... by Keebler71 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First they want to get around privacy laws, now they want to break Moore's law...these guys have no bounds!

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    1. Re:what next... by RLW · · Score: 1, Funny

      That and now they've claimed creating the internet when everbody knows it was Al Gore. Those rat bastards have no shame.
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      You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

  2. Reality distortion field by BWJones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moore's law, bah! Thinking about it, DARPA should get Steve Jobs on board to study his Reality Distortion Field. Think of the military aspects of.......oh, wait. We already have that.

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  3. Darpa brought us the internet? by DaHat · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about Al Gore?

    1. Re:Darpa brought us the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      +1000 INSITEFULE!!!!1111

  4. More about Moore by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't know about you, but I'm starting to get fed up with this guy. His name has started to get on my nerves, That guy is everyvere. God Damnit: it is not possible to have a decen discussion anymore without anyone dragging in this guy an his so-called law.

    Therefore i propose: "Moores Law 2: Anyone mentioning his name in a discussion aboout semiconductors, CPU's or transitsors have lost the discussion."

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  5. Paradigm shift by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

    This idea of speeding up processing speed is barking up the wrong tree and ultimately doomed to failure. We need to be focusing our attention on biochemistry and molecular biology. We already have drugs that slow your reaction time, thus making things appear to happen more quickly.

    See, if we get everybody to take xanax or zoloft, there's no limit to how fast computers will appear to be working.

  6. Re:Stacked chips by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    For a minute there I misread and thought your subject line was "Stacked chicks"! Then I realized you were just talking about some computer stuff. Dang!

    GMD

  7. Dear Al Gore by Letter · · Score: 0, Funny
    Dear Al Gore,

    The obligatory joke about you inventing the Internet goes here.

    Sincerely,
    Letter

  8. Clockwork's Corollary to Moore's Law by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every 18 months, someone will develop a new law to compute the rate at which the estimate of the rate at which the number of transistors on semiconductor chips will double will halve.

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  9. Re:Stacked chips (Sloooowwww) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    B-b-b-ut.. Hypertransport!

    (sorry, I just like the name)

  10. It's called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called the Bush Method. It isn't as fast or elegant as a genuine Reality Distortion Field, but it gets the job done about as well most of the time and the great thing is, it's cheaper and anyone can do it.

    The Bush Method is so simple, it's amazing no one thought of it before 2000. All you have to do is take the thing about reality you want to distort, and state that it has changed, whether or not it hasn't. The amazing thing is, if you say it enough times publicly, it actually becomes true.

    The Bush Method has already revolutionized both politics and business (See: Darl McBride, career of) and i'm sure DARPA will pick up on the military applications any day now. Expect, come 2005, to see President Bush repeatedly stating on national television that microchips are a hundred times faster than they were six months ago. Once that begins, Moore's Law is toast!

  11. WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "DARPA (the folks who brought you the Internet)


    WRONG!

    It was algore who brought us the internet!

    Where have you been?
  12. Re:[Funny Slashdot Comment] How about... by cerebralsugar · · Score: 1, Funny

    Flamebait, I forgot that one...

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  13. Re:Stacked chips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    perhaps stacked wafers with vertical interconnects might help... I'm not sure how you'd dissipate the heat, though.
    That's an easy one! Between each wafer, you place a delightful creme filling. The filling would be of such consistency that no matter how hot the wafers are allowed to get, the creme does not melt.

    I propose we call this new technology Overall Reduction of Exothermic Output, or OREO for short.

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  14. I'm looking forward to... by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The era of biological computing when I can just sneeze on my PC to double its RAM!

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  15. from DARPA, the people who brought you... by FFON · · Score: 1, Funny

    the terrorist futures market:

    link

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