Re:Summary
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Anonymous Coward
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Why is it that everybody assumes that women aren't attracted to smart, sensitive guys?
I'm smart and sensitive (not my words, mind you) and I never had trouble finding girlfriends and now I'm happily married.
Of course if you don't take care of your personal hygiene and can't talk about anything else than SCO, Microsoft and Linux you'll have trouble. But then again, you are not being smart and sensitive in the first place.
Actually even talking isn't (initially) that important. Women can talk endlessly about themselves and their friends, so all you have to do is to keep listening and ask something trivial once in a while to show that you're paying attention.
Who needs a girlfriend anyway....
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zinkem
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Who needs a girlfriend anyway when you've got all those games?
I mean, lets do the math...
A girlfriend is useful for 10 minutes of the day, maybe 15 if you're in marathon mode.
A PS2 will give you entertainment from the time you wake up until the time you goto bed, and noone even gets tired!
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I can't think of a good sig...
Re:Who needs a girlfriend anyway....
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Anonymous Coward
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A girlfriend is useful for 10 minutes of the day, maybe 15 if you're in marathon mode.
Wow, you don't have nearly as much laundry and dirty dishes as I do then...
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"I have shit-loads of money and no girlfriend"
Who needs a girlfriend anyway when you've got all those games?
I mean, lets do the math...
A girlfriend is useful for 10 minutes of the day, maybe 15 if you're in marathon mode.
A PS2 will give you entertainment from the time you wake up until the time you goto bed, and noone even gets tired!
I can't think of a good sig...
"We are on the brink of World War 3"
Is that a new game? Does it run on Linux?
I'd sooner have a room with a girlfriend in, if it were all the same.
well, if the title of your post is anything to go by... we might know why there ain't one...