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Ring a Bell And I'll Salivate

Posted by michael on from the i-scream dept.

mosch writes "Humans have been trained to yearn for ice cream in the same way as Pavlov's fabled bell. I won't be impressed until they can make a healthy human male yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner."

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  1. Vegans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I won't be impressed until they can make a healthy human male yearn for a nice healthy vegan dinner.

    What about a healthy human male yearning for a nice healthy vegan? ;-D

  2. ISR, Bell Rings YOU by Lije+Baley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just how did Pavlov get the bell to crave ice cream??
    And you call yourselves editors...

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  3. Kill Vegans ... by zangdesign · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only good Vegan is a dead Vegan. I remember back in The Big War, this cadre of those blasted three-eyed bastards from Vega was ... what? We got Earthians wantin' to be Vegans?

    Great Malda's Ghost! What is this world coming to? Don't those poor misguided Earth children know anything about the Vegans at ... vegetarians?

    Vegetarians?! What? What kinda damn philosophical movement names themselves after three-eyed bastards from space? Damn! Damn!

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  4. Vegans by sidmystic · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't stand eating vegans ... tend to choke on their self-righteousness.