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How About A Cup Of The Answer To Everything?
Reiner Schulz writes "Douglas Adams admittedly was a big fan of Earl Grey tea. Here's his enlightening entry in H2G2 on the subject (pretty much straight out of The Salmon of Doubt). And those familiar w/ the Hitchhiker's Guide will remember the drink dispenser from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe which, trying to figure out how to brew the perfect cuppa, grabs all available computing resources on board a certain starship. What a coincidence then that one of the finest blends of Earl Grey on the planet in general and in the UK in particular is Harrods' Earl Grey, Blend No. ... 42 . It's a plausible theory as to the origin of the answer to everything, isn't it? Earl Grey addicts like myself will certainly agree (even though Douglas liked his w/ milk; I prefer lemon). So, what would be the question? Perhaps, how about a nice cup of tea?"
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i cant believe the gnaa beat me to first post. i feel like such a loser.
toaster,toaster toaser, do you have toast in you yet i think
so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im not a toaster!!!!!!!!!!And one more
thing........YOUR A TOASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A COOKIE WITH MILK SOAGE
if I had a dollar for everytime someone failed it to the GNAA, i'd be a filthy rich nigger
--Penisbird
Fuck you, discussion contribution nazi.
gnaa reccomends anuses cheeses
You aren't a little girl or an old lady are you? You may throw like one, but that doesnt mean anything.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerly,
Juan Valdez
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
Slashdot needs a "regime change"!
It's about time its citizens were allowed to vote democratically!
Who is with me?
I hate sigs.
Yes, Squeezy Cheese...
The almost, but not quite,
food substitute in a can.
If it's almost food,
but not quite, it's
Squeezy Cheese!
Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
I hate useless posts like this!
It's not just the few seconds it takes to read and comprehend the message, but also the half hour it takes to post a few dozen rants about the post!
This sucks!
MORE LIKE EARL GAY
nigger.
Good call. I can't figure out why this is here either. I've never read anything by Doug Adams, and I don't care to.
failings on your part do not undermine the brilliance of Douglas' work. While seemingly silly on the surface, beneath is a depth of understanding about the modern world and life (and the universe and everything) far beyond the common.
;p
you may want to try reading a "grown-up" book like an Aristophanes' classic
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No self-respecting geek would boast of drinking tea, Adams or not. What fags!
> My wife takes hers with quadruple cream.
And this, gentle readers, are why the majority of American women are fat assed celluloid sleazebags.
Fuck you you limey bastard... if it weren't for us you would all be speaking German.
Why don't you turn your head 180 degrees and shove it up your fucking asshole, you faggot piece of shit.
Cool, if we line all of Slashdot up, will she make like a circus seal?
Also, does she swallow the man milk? Does she enjoy a trip the wrong way down the dirt road, nudge nudge wink wink?
Why don't you suckle on my peniscle you fucking faggot fuck.
I have no idea, but I like to think of Douglas Adams as the Lewis Carroll of the 20th century.
What? A paedophile?
Find funky gifts
Dumbass moderators...
Here's a suggestion: if you don't understand what a comment is, don't moderate it. There are lots more awaiting your wise attention.