Life Extending Chemical Is Found In Certain Red Wine
Squiffy writes "Yahoo is running a story from the New York Times about an interesting new find in the study of aging. It is thought that Resveratrol, a compound found in red wine, might explain why "the French live as long as anyone else despite eating fatty foods deemed threatening to the heart." Resveratrol's exact effect in humans is not yet certain, but it has been shown to extend lifespan in yeast and fruit flies, and humans "have counterpart genes that are assumed to work in a similar way." Some of the scientists involved in the study have even started with their "red wine a day". This raises the question, if a red wine a day keeps the doctor away, and you are a doctor, what happens when you start your daily regimen? Does it just keep other doctors away? Do you explode? Anyway, maybe it's time to stock up on the Pinot Noir."
We all benefit from an excuse to drink lots of red wine on grounds that it's good for your health, so lets just keep those "lies" rolling in shall we. Thank you.
If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
"the French live as long as anyone else despite eating fatty foods deemed threatening to the heart."
Except, of course, when they're fighting Germans.
Yeah, 80 hours work weeks, predisposition to invading oil-rich countries, and lots of ignorance and stupidity with a dab of Carrot Top won't be adding years to your life.
keep two doctors away.
"Anyway, maybe it's time to stock up on the Pinot Noir."
Screw that... lets start drinking (it's after 9am where I am, that's not too early is it?)
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
...to becoming an obnoxious French drunk!
First step: drink red wine.
Second step: eat stinky cheeses.
Third step: Run! Run Away!
Fourth step...
(apologies to French readers. It was just too tempting a joke.)
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