Lizard Spit Helps Control Blood Sugar

m0smithslash writes "Over on Yahoo there is an article, Lizard Spit Drug Controls Diabetes, Cuts Weight which describes how 'Exenatide, an experimental diabetes drug derived from lizard saliva, not only controls patients' blood sugar levels but also cuts their weight.' I always thought it would be cool to have a pet lizard, and a vemonous one would be even better. Maybe I could save a lot of money on medications by just letting it bite me every so often. Of course here would also be a good place to put a plug in for not letting species go extinct."

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Another Cure from a Poison

[4of12]

So much of what makes life interesting (spices, like cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.) are poisonous defenses that various plants have built up to protect themselves from insects and other animals.

This development reminds me of earlier uses for snake venom, which, used carefully, can help treat various ailments.

Likewise capsacin, that can be used as a topical anesthesia.

If you're looking to preserve food, treat pain, create hallucinations, and cure illness, look at the poisons!

Re:Another Cure from a Poison

[skaffen42]

Likewise capsacin, that can be used as a topical anesthesia.

Personally I want to know what bright spark thought up that idea.

I once pulled a groin muscle playing raquetball. Went to the drugstore and of all the analgesic creams the capsicum based one was the most expensive. I figured that being the most expensive it obviously had to be the most effective as well.

I learned two things that day.

First, capsicum applied topically behaves the same as when you ingest it. At first you don't feel a thing. So you try a bit more. Still nothing. So you try even more. Then, when you have passed the point of no return, the burn starts. And gets worse. And worse. And worse...

Second, capsicum and the groin are two things that simply should not be combined. You can figure out the details for yourself.

I mean, it worked. I completely forgot about the muscle pain. I had much more interesing pains to worry about for the next few hours.

As a Type I diabetic...

[devphil]

...I for one welcome our new lizard-based pharmacueticals!

Until now, I've always need coffee to wake me in the morning, plus taking an injection of insulin. Now I can become wide awake and manage the blood sugar at the same time!

[P stumbles groggily into the kitchen, rubbing sleep from his eyes.]
P: *mumble*
[As his arm brushes the kitchen counter, a LIZARD darts forward and bits him.]
LIZARD: *snap*
P: *mumb*-GAAAAAAH! What the FUCK was th- oh, the lizard. Right.

Re:Venomous Lizards? Not likely.

[Otter]

Komodo dragons aren't venomous, but they cultivate some horrible bacteria in their mouths (IIRC, their teeth are grooved to provide a better growth surface) so their bites are incredibly infectious. Their prey routinely die within a day or two if the dragon doesn't kill them outright. In the documentaries, you'll frequently see huge gobs of slime hangin out of their mouths.

My mind still boggles at the story of Sharon Stone's husband: Honey, I got you a birthday present! Get in the cage with that dinosaur! Oh, and take your shoes off first!

Mozilla...

[stu_coates]

...the browser of choice for diabetics! ;-)

Sorry!