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Auerbach on Internet Cruft

Captain Beefheart writes "Karl Auerbach has a story on CircleID in which he declares '...Between spam, anti-spam blacklists, rogue packets, never-forgetting search engines, viruses, old machines, bad regulatory bodies, and bad implementations, I fear that the open Internet is going to die sooner than I would have expected.' The Balkanization of the 'Net appears to be upon us."

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  1. Summary by aridhol · · Score: 5, Funny
    The Internet is dying

    Right after Usenet, *BSD, Stephen King, etc.

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  2. Re:The scariest part about Balkanization. by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 4, Funny


    "I feel that the Internet is our last source of un-censored and un-biased information."

    I think you're forgetting about Fox News...

  3. Bang, they're gone by awx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they count slashdottings as 'cruft'? Either way, this isn't going to increase their opinion of the internet now, is it?

    Google cached copy of article.

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  4. Waaah by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Internet is no longer the simple playground it was in the late 80s! Waah, no fair! I have to learn something new and deal with a giant, heterogeneous mass of losers, hackers, cluebies and porn stars instead of a half-dozen geeks futzing with the rack of 3 dusty 3B2s in the basement running on AUX ethernet taps.
    Geesh, get over it pal, nothing is static.

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  5. Newsflash - there are lots of idiots in life by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    You either deal with the online idiots, or abandon the internet. The pros of the internet FAR outweigh the cons, IMO.

    Frankly I dont see the spams and ddos attacks and blah blah that you all get so worked up over as much of a big deal. I get little spam, on the order of a couple dozen a year. Big ddos attacks on commercial sites have never really bothered me. Whoopty do.

    There are jerks at the mall, but its still the best place in town to buy a new pair of pants.

    "Elitist jackass thinks we need to abandon internet because he's offended by penis-enlarging spam". Big boo-hoo deal. You run off and start your own internet then. Those of us with balls (or a reasonable equivalent) will stick around here, thanks. Because it really isnt that bad.

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  6. Re:The scariest part about Balkanization. by el-spectre · · Score: 4, Funny

    you misspelled 'faux' there. common mistake.

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  7. Sooner than expected by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    'I fear that the open Internet is going to die sooner than I would have expected.'

    His server certainly died sooner that I expected.

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  8. Re:Text anyone by donutz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone manage to get the text of the article before the server died?

    Read other comments much?

  9. Oh, yes, those were the good old days... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Computing survived 8088 processors running at 4.77 MHz, with only 5 1/4 inch floppy disks for storage. If computing can survive that, the Internet can survive anything.

  10. BSD's fault? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) (*)BSD is dying.
    2) The Internet was built on BSD.
    3) The Internet is dying.