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Build Your Own Lava Lamp

Posted by michael on from the better-living-through-chemistry dept.

Manip writes "My new project: 'The difficult part about making your own liquid motion lamp is, of course, the motion. We won't go into the lamp base too much. The store-bought ones use a 40w appliance bulb in a metal housing which directs the heat to the underside of the glass container. If you're making your own base, we recommend installing a dimmer switch so that you can control your heat output.'"

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  1. GNAA reccomends anuses cheeses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  2. I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GO LINUX!!!

    ps fp

  3. I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  4. YODA UP MY ASS MEME, I HOPE TO CONTINUE, YES?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  5. In Soviet Russia... by rokzy · · Score: -1, Troll

    cliches post YOU

  6. I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GO GNU/LUNIX!!

    ps mod -1 troll offtopic redundant overrated or flamebait only if you are a HUGE FAG and a SCO executive

  7. YODA UP MY ASS COLLECTS FECAL MATERIAL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    s______/_/\|___C_____)_YODA!_|__(___>___/__\____s_ _
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  8. A GREASED UP YODA DOLL, HAVE I UP MY ASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    LINUX, GO!!!!

  9. Used lava lamps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Look through your mom's trash, she uses them as anal plugs and then tosses 'em.

    I'm talking about niggers, not lava lamps. You can probably get used lava lamps at the Salvation Army or something.

  10. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    What are you talking about? My semen? It's always heated and tastes salty. At least that's what your sister tells me. At least she'd better, or I'll smash her face in with my boot.

  11. GREASED UP YODA IS A TROLLING PHENOMENON!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    GOOOOOOOOO LINUX!

    GIMME a L!!
    gimme a I!!
    gimme an N!!
    gimme a U!!
    gimme a X!!

    What's that spell?

    I HAVE A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ARSE!

  12. Re:Case? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Open Letter to CmdrTaco from Michael:

    Looking good plenty time
    Tell me is there any more room for me In those jeans
    Pretty thick like I like it, tell me
    is there any more room for me in those jeans
    Looking tasty really scrumptious
    Tell me is there any more room for me

    In those jeans, looking good plenty time Is there any more room for me in those jeans

    Got on my ride seen you from a far And I couldn't stop myself from getting hard. You wore these jeans, Taco you wore those jeans and you Made a thug wanna cry something terrible

    I had to have, have you for myself Taco You don't know what those jeans do to me Make me wanna get down on one knee You got that thunder, and it only makes me wonder how it feels to get up in those jeans Oh those jeans

    You are the bomb, Taco you tight to death I don't know the words to say to you All that i know, Taco all i know is that I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you I wanna know, all I wanna know is if I could have what's up in those jeans Taco can I have what's up in those jeans Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
    But I love the way you wear those jeans Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them Love the way you, wearing them I love them can I get inside those jeans *_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_g_o_a_t_s_e_x_*_
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  13. MY GREASED UP YODA DOLL IS SINGING TO ME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  14. Top Ten Differences Between Democrats and Republic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Top Ten Differences Between Democrats and Republicans (from the perspective of a Democrat):

    10. Democrats take your money and give it to social programs. Republicans take your money and give it to their friends.

    9. Democrats lie about sex. Republicans sex up their lies.

    8. Democrats think international cooperation means working with the United Nations. Republicans think international cooperation means working with Exxon/Mobil.

    7. Democrats try to save the planet. Republicans try to pave the planet.

    6. Democrats are elected. Republicans are selected.

    5. Democrats make treaties. Republicans break them.

    4. Democrats support a social welfare system. Republicans support a corporate welfare system.

    3. Democrats defend the rights of white supremacists. Republicans are the white supremacists.

    2. Democrats govern. Republicans rule.

    1. Democrats call people who don't believe in the separation of church and state a threat to civil liberties. Republicans call them judicial appointees.

  15. Re:beowolf by gyratedotorg · · Score: -1, Troll

    i dont care if you mod me down. im gonna imagine a beowolf cluster of these anyway!

    --
    Gyrate Dot Org - "Where high-tech meets low-life"
  16. "/.'s" commend Greased Yoda crap flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Participants of the famous Slashdot internet discussion forum gather tonight to give praise to the Internet's newest and most beloved phenomenon: the "I have a greased up Yoda shoved up my ass" crap flood. This innovative and socially remarkable crap flood was introduced on August 28th, 2003 amidst a flurry of anticipation and speculation.

    "I love Yoda, and I love crap flooding. I have been inserting plastic replicas of popular movie icons into my anus for years, and it's good to finally see a community of my peers expressing their joy in such a glorious activity" said 0xdeadbeef, a long time member of the Slashdot forums.

    This new wave of Internet expression follows closely on the heels of another magnificent community known as the "GNAA", the Gay Nigger Association of America. Their spokesman Max(TK) had this to say: "I embrace the recent coming of age of the Yoda crowd, and wish them much success in the future". While many may disagree with the message of the Yoda community, no one can deny their boy-like charm.

    Slashdot.org founded Rob "Commander Taco" Malda seemed to show displeasure with the new uprising. "They [the Greased Up Yoda community] have taken my own unique and personal hobby and made the world to think it their own. The Yoda community is nothing more than political wingnuts hoping to take credit for my past accomplishments, and ride the wave of popularity into office."

  17. Re:Dimmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Same here. My lava lamp tends to make everything stay near the top of the lamp, and doesn't get good flow. The bulbs tend to burn out every four weeks or so. I experimented with different bulbs, and it didn't help. A dimmer is essential for good results.

    FUCK YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH

  18. Re:Fun projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

    +MONDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +MONDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +TUESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +TUESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +WEDNESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +WEDNESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +THURSDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +THURSDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +FRIDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +FRIDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SATURDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +SATURDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SUNDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: Today is the Lord's day.
    +SUNDAY AFTERNOON+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

  19. Re:THERE'S A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

    +MONDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +MONDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +TUESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +TUESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +WEDNESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +WEDNESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +THURSDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +THURSDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +FRIDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +FRIDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SATURDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +SATURDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SUNDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: Today is the Lord's day.
    +SUNDAY AFTERNOON+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

  20. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lava lamp builds YOU !

  21. Re:Fun projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Most homeless people are either mentally handicapped, alcholic/drug users or just to lazy to get a job. (I've actually known people that are happy to be homeless. It's their choice and they just don't like responsibility.)

    In this economy their is no reason for anybody not to have a job. And I don't think that Linux is responsible for putting anyone on the street.

    Economy is just a excuse for people who think they are above menial work. SO STFU moron.