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Sign Your Name Online With A Mouse
icke writes "Soon, the way you use your mouse could help prove who you are. According to a BBC News article, scientists have found a way for people to sign their name online using a mouse instead of a pen. The technology, based on the research from Queen Mary College, University of London by Peter McOwan, 'uses a neural network to pick out the unique features of the way that someone uses a mouse.'"
Hi everyone!
high on Jesus, that is!
i would have got first post if it wasn't for this damn dialup *anonymous coward* -- written with my mouse
Not that I'd ever do that........
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will changing my mouse, maybe to a higher/lower resolution mouse, different shape of mouse, a touchpad, a trackball, etc. change my signature? if so, how is this supposed to work? signing my name with a different pen doesn't change my signature.
will this have any effect on those nasty EULAs? do i really HAVE to agree to them now? i may be wrong but as far as i know clicking "I Agree" doesn't mean anything.
what differences does this have with mouse gesture recognition software?
I have it on good authority that SCOTT LOCKWOOD III likes to masturbate while sniffing the unwashed feet of a preteen boy.
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ps mod this up or you support terrorism and fantasize about sucking Bruce Perens' dick while sticking a finger up his candy ass
1) This is a slow news day
2) Researchers need to go out a little, stretch out their legs, breath some fresh air and start thinking about USEFULL things?
Damn the rate ppl post on here. This is redundant before I hit submit and didnt even know it.
... when I'm on *certain* sites where my *other* hand is using the mouse....
In Soviet Canada, the moose signs YOU!
This guy is just doing it cos it can, not cos he should. The idea is crap with 0 applications.