Nano Power for Nano Devices Patented
lperdue writes "Scientists at the Univ. Oklahoma at Tulsa have come up with a microscopic battery just a thousandth of a millimetre across ... and rated at a millionth of a milliamp.
It's still a lab experiment, but then so was the semiconductor at one time."
Lemme guess... we'll need a battery of these things to do anything useful.
He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
How about we create a new kind of candy with this stuff. It would be like Poprocks but it electrocutes you with the millions of micro-batteries it has. I wonder how toxic these batteries are.
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Oh, it's patented. Nevermind.
It's still a lab experiment, but then so was the semiconductor at one time.
Just like that blue cheese in my refrigerator was once milk.
Below is an attached a pic of the battery.
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"Derp de derp."
Is it an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery then?
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