Need Milk? Get Yourself A Supercow.
GM OOOO writes "Sydney Morning Herald is reporting the birth of three 'supercows.'
Interesting thing here, besides the potential for milk, is the fact this was done via selctive breeding and genetic selection via embryonic implantation -- not adding the gene of a sea cucumber of something to modify it to produce as it does now. Supercows - kinda reminds me of the Mootrix movie now (FEAR)."
You would just open the door, stick in a glass and get milk. I wonder if they can make miniature supercows as pets. A portable milk container where the milk doesnt go bad.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
I, for one, welcome our new hypermammarian bovine overlords.
Holly: We could use some fresh odds & sods aboard, like cows milk.
Lister: What milk are we using now?
Holly: We're on the emergency backup supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: DOG'S MILK!! Hol, why didn't you tell me?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea? Besides full of goodness, vitamins and marrow bone jelly. And on the plus side it tastes the same when it's gone off as when its fresh!
... a spherical cow.
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In this case, I believe the correct phrase would be "don't count your heifer before you milk the bitch."