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Slashdot Google Bombers?
muirhead asks: "As a proud new dad, I made a web site to share some baby photos. Having seen this article about Google Bombing, I gave it a go and posted comments to Slashdot, Newsforge, Kuro5hin and LinuxWorld. Some of the pages have a high enough PageRank to show up as links into my site. Now, there are quite a few phrases that I can tell folk to google, and know my site will show top of the list. My favourites are Ruby Orange and Mutley Sleeps, but of course, I want more. What other free sites and means do you know of that I can use to further increase the visibility of my website?"
You could submit it as a story to Slashdot.
I want my Cowboyneal
Why rely on google? You could always SPAM everyone about your site!
One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
Since you are obviously unfit to breed, one could only hope your filthy seed will be unable to reproduce. Too bad it wasn't born with a hairlip, which would indicate its decidedly inferior genetic crop. Maybe it has at least a weak chin to indicate its lact of breeding.
Good luck on elementary education, and here's to ruining the one thing that could POSSIBLY lend some sense to the modern internet. I hope your testicles are crushed in a vice...
Sincerely,
Andrewski
What's wrong with the editors today? Hello?
:(
"Dear Slashdot, can you please advise me on how to more effectively screw over one of the few remaining useful resources? Yours, Johnny Spammer".
Between this and the regular ocurrence of "does anyone know how I can promote my new shareware, LameView" I'm beginning to wonder if there's a dialog box I'm missing where I can type in my credit card details when submitting a story.
Fucking hell. Read it, at the top, under the logo
"Stuff that matters"
Not
"Shit marketing resources for lamers"
Dave
I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
For everyone to pick their favorite spam email sender and sign up his posted email address?
puppydog@mutley.uklinux.net
How to $hamele$$y plug your <spam/"shareware"/casino/pr0n/...> website for in$tant $$$$$$$$^H^H^H^H^H!!!
All the devious tricks revealed by a website with over half a million users in one easy to access place.
!!!
!
So much to do, so little bandwidth.
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Try Mozilla
Man some of the comments posted here are pretty angry. I can't wait to see the fury tomorrow when Michael dupes this Ask Slashdot submission!
If you want to vastly increase web traffic to your site, I suggest that you post more naked pictures of your wife. Also, add some click-through disclaimers and pop-ups, so people know they're getting the *really* good stuff. Also, enter into some mutually beneficial advertising partnerships with any other similar sites.
And if all that doesn't work, then go to a high-profile event, and kill the speaker and yourself. Don't forget to leave a suicide note with the URL to your website; it'll be in major newspapers everywhere!
We could simply do something like this and let Google's engine spider it:
(c'mon Mods! HELP!)
Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Grumpy Watkins
Obligatory Different Link Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Grumpy Watkins
Obligatory Different Link Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Grumpy Watkins
Obligatory Different Link Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Grumpy Watkins
Obligatory Different Link Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Grumpy Watkins
Obligatory Different Link Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip Ruby Orange Grumpy Watkins Mutley Sleeps Uncle Philip
I can't believe your favourites are 'Ruby Orange' or 'Mutley Sleeps'. If I was you, I'd definately be telling people to google for the Tit Tree
Dang.
HURD - Hurd's Under Research & Development
Ask Slashdot: How do I get moderators to like me?
... or going with the theme of destroying a public commons instead of being attention-starved ...
Ask Slashdot: How does one get on national TV?
Ask Slashdot: Gimme Attention! NOW!
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But really, I don't think you can top this question for both sad, pathetic attention cravings and deliberate attempts to ruin a public resource combined together. I can try, though...
Ask Slashdot: Using USENET to advertise my webcam site?
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").