How Much Does A Cloud Weigh?

MyNameIsFred writes "ABC News is running an article revealing unexpected facts about weather formations. Ever wonder how much a cloud weighs? What about a hurricane? A meteorologist has done some estimates and the results might surprise you..." Reports that include the phrase "more than all the elephants on the planet" are always welcome.

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[Anonymous Coward]

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[Anonymous Coward]

Because they think if they get enough karma they will be permitted to suck Cmdr. Taco's dick. At this time evidence suggests the rumors are true.

Just got back from Fark

[teamhasnoi]

and boy are my arms tired.

If only we knew what the volume of the cloud was.

I expected to see:

Next Week on ABC NEWS!

Q: What weighs more: A pound of feathers, a pound of gold, or an article with important details missing?

A: The Article with important details missing will weigh you down more than feathers or gold! It also will wear you down faster than 3,004 sheets of sandpaper, and make you sigh more than another SCO press release!

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What?

[Anonymous Coward]

"It might weigh sixty pounds. Or fourty. Or sixty three, if this front here moves slightly due to bumblebees farting."

Give me a break.

Only Darl McBride gets paid more for spewing nothing but bullshit; meteorology is the career choice of those whose falsehoods aren't great enough to sell used cars.

Case in point, yesterday.. "No rain!" "Cloudy, but no rain!" "Nope, no rain!" "Nice day tomorrow, no rain!"

What do I get?

Rain, fucking rain.

Re:I find your sense of superiority pathetic.

[starbuzz]

To me, 6 tons is about 5,000 kilos (grew up in the U.S., but I think in metric ...)

Think again -- to non-US folks 6 tons are 6'000 kg, end of story.

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