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The Most Famous Geek in IT

Posted by Hemos on from the a-man-of-many-faces dept.

Gushi writes "I want this guy to come work for us. He's famous. He's been everywhere. And he may not even know it. He knows about Windows Mail Servers and all about Open-Source Management Software as well as plenty about the intricacies of SCO server authentication. I want him to come join our team."

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  1. F1rsT p0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hemos likes little girls!

  2. WTF? by MjDascombe · · Score: -1, Troll

    What the F*ck passed for a story on slashdot these days? This isn't news, it's hardly english, and it certainly doesn't warrant anyones attention

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Okay, your wish is my command. Here's a more amusing URL than in the story. It's funny. Laugh.

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      LISTEN ASSFUCK CREAM! YOu have no fucking sense of humor. This was a hilarious story. Why don't you go shove an M80 up your ass and kill yourself if you can't understand some basic humor ass.

  3. I know him. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hes called Mr. G. Zeacks. If you want to see his C.V you can visit his website at http://www.goatse.cx/

  4. Re:Who? by MjDascombe · · Score: -1, Troll

    Beleive me, there is no point worth getting. This is the lamest excuse for content I've ever seen, which is quite an acheivement considering my 15 years of web browsing...

  5. Although I'm not living in Soviet Russia by ErixTr · · Score: -1, Troll

    Some of the stories appeared last week on Slashdot are reading me.

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  6. yeah ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    he is a beach fuck pussy bitch motherfucker !

  7. not the most famous guy by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think we all know who the most famous guy in IT really is. Don't mod me troll, you know it's true.

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  8. Soviet Russia: He's no spartacus by samjam · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nice turn around for the soviets here;

    In Italy everyone is spartcus, this soviet russian seems to be everybody else.

    So who am I? Not him on a bad hair day, I hope!

    Sam

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  9. Some more photos of this guy from another angle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Here

    Well, we don't know for sure, do we? .sig? mine is green and wobbly, normally. I must see a doctor, methinks.

  10. DMCA violation anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    IANAL but surely SCO's doctoring of a copyrighted stock photo is a violation of DMCA

  11. Re:Violet laser beams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    like this:

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  12. Re:YOU FAIL IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I would have got it but slashdot decided it'd fuck up on me.

    Anyway, you stop stop jerking off in your sisters mouth. And definatly stop posting it to alt.binaries.cumshot.hemos.little-sister

  13. Re:Mystery IT kid's dark secret! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Not only am I rather fond of women, but they find me charming and personable. Oh course I am 46, don't have a job, live in my mother's basement and read Slashdot, sometimes several times a day.

    Let's test your dedication. Which do you find more attractive, this guy or this woman. I think you're probably secretly gay or bisexual and don't know it since you're still living at home at 46.

  14. Re:Informative??? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fred's guide to karma whoring:

    1. Post something with the term RTFA in it (even better when TFA doesn't exist to R because the post was supposed to be FUNNY)
    2. ???
    3. Get modded up as Informative.

    I'd ask the moderators to pull their heads out of their asses, but the suction would probably kill them!

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