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Racketeering Suit Filed Against DirecTV
dki writes "Another attempt is being made to head off the lawsuits DirecTV has been filing against purchasers of smart-card programmers. This time, lawyers have filed suit under the mob-busting Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) federal organized crime statute, accusing DirecTV of organized extortion, money laundering and fraud. Background on the ongoing saga can be found here and here."
...said lawyers were brought away by a medical task force after they started drooling heavily. An eye witness reported that they showed all the symptoms of rabies, including a heavy dose of paranoia...
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I, for one, welcome our new PVR overlords, and look forward to endless hours of enjoyment watching those 4:00 AM infomercials I am too lazy to stay up for.
Irish Mob accuses DirectTV of copyright infringement over the use of extortion as a business practice...
I'm glad somebody is taking them to task and filing lawsuits to at least slow them down a little..... but realistically it's not a bad deal.
You can get the equipment to watch all the TV (read: porn) you want for a mere $3500....
The RIAA wants $15,000 for one measly song. Although you can theoretically listen to it indefinitely.
Although for around 700 bucks you can pick up a Linux license... fun for hours (and that's just the install process)
--D
p.s. I pay my DirecTV bill. It ain't that bad and I'm happy to be off cable!!!
Or even better yet...
From DirectTV: "We've noticed that you've been watching quite a lot of Skin-a-Max and have school-aged children. We know you're as interested as we are in preventing the exploitation of children, so please pay us the customary 'Certified Responsible Parent' registration fee of $1000, or we'll report this incident to the appropriate child welfare agencies for further investigation."
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie!" until you can find a rock.
DirecTV is playing reruns of The Rocketeer? Hell yeah they should be sued -- that's a crime against humanity, damn it!!!
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"If they don't have a case, simply refuse the offer and see them in court (if they at all try)."
It's like the schoolyard bully who threatens to beat you up if you don't give him your lunch money.
You can give him your lunch money; you lose, he becomes even more brazen. You can tell him no; you get beaten up and have your lunch money stolen. You can give your money to someone else to *try* to protect you; your money's gone and you might still get clobbered. Or you can join forces with others who are in the same boat and teach the bully a lesson. Sometimes, the best defense is a good offense.
Not only do I hope they send a strong message to DirecTV, I hope DirecTV's legal staff faces some consequences with the bar association.
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Pay up $3500 and return the machine, IQ: 80
Pay up $3500 and keep the machine for your legitimate purposes, IQ:
90 Pretend you dont speak english, IQ: 100
Happen to be a lawyer and decide to go to court, IQ: 110
Pay up $3500 that you subsidize by selling machine to your pirate buddy while a huge storm of opportunist lawyers grab at your case, IQ: 130
Send DirecTV a matching goatse check (linked to CEO's account) and friendly tubgirl thank-you letter, IQ: 150+++
Bottles.
They've contacted customers offering licences for "protection" against any legal action.
"Thats a real nice operating system you've got there, it would be a shame if something happened to it."
Though I do agree a RICO suit may not be appropriate for SCO, but legal action is definitely in order (against SCO).