Myst Online Trailer
Allaran writes "The latest installment in the Myst story, an online experience entitled URU: Ages of Myst, is ramping up to its release. This has been up and coming for some time, but a trailer (Warning:20MB) [BitTorrent link via GameTab] has just been released, made entirely from within the game engine. Apparently, there is a significant offline game that can be played, with the option to subscribe as well."
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There's another way to look at this: The 3 Second Man gets a whole lot more life into his 100 years, because what it takes the dialupers 1 1/2 hours to do, he does in 3 seconds! They both die exactly at 100 years old, but, if the 3 Second Man has played his cards right, has been busy, and accumulated much more $$ during his lifetime.
Moral: Get BroadBand.
They obviously spent all their money on the game development. Their website's design is rather.. simple, and crude. Perhaps its the colours. But if you've seen their forum, even that too is well.. rather basic in itself.
Could have picked something a bit more cleaner, like an open source board or even vb..
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