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Google Turns 5
Gantic writes "The BBC has an article on Google's 5th birthday. The popular search engine now handles over 200 million queries a day and the word "Google" is now a noun, adjective and verb. Lets see how long the most popular search engine in the world can last, here's to another 5 years and more Google!"
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Google now accepts payments for rankings. If you start a website that comes up highly ranked on queries, but if there are paying customers in that area, google will de-rank your site unless you pay.
use teoma and alltheweb instead of google.
eat shiat and bark at the moon
Google has censored San Francisco Indymedia because of anti-Israel statements, but lets anti-Arab websites be listed.
I will never use google again.
Yeah, but interestingly, Google couldn't find anything about MSN either...
You fools have no idea how much better Microsoft's search is going to be simply because it's going to be integrated into the Windows OS and make searching with it the default. And besides, since Google is based on a Linux cluster I have a right to despise it since that OS is worth shit. Anyone worth their salt knows that Microsoft has the ultimate clustering technology and you don't need to use a stinking CLI to operate it. I can't wait until you cock smoking Linux users are just a bad memory and Microsoft is hard at work figuring out how to do that. How do I know this? I work for Microsoft. You isiots have no idea how far we've moved internally. You will NEVER be able to catch up now.
dmoz, because it's open.
also Wikipedia, if it counts.