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Solar System Fossils Found By Hubble

segment writes "Astronomers using NASA's Hubble Space Telescope have discovered three of the faintest and smallest objects ever detected beyond Neptune. Each lump of ice and rock is roughly the size of Philadelphia and orbits just beyond Neptune and Pluto, where they may have rested since the formation of the solar system 4.5 billion years ago. The objects reside in a ring-shaped region called the Kuiper Belt, which houses a swarm of icy rocks that are leftover building blocks, or "planetesimals," from the solar system's creation. The results of the search were announced by a group led by Gary Bernstein of the University of Pennsylvania at a meeting of NASA's Division of Planetary Sciences in Monterey, Calif."

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  1. What can we do with them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we invade them for oil? take over their population, oust their government and continue to wage war on their surface for another decade?

    no?

    pfft. what use are they then?

    1. Re:What can we do with them by popeyethesailor · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welcome our Useless Icy Floating rock overlords.

  2. Size of Philadelphia by bartyboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    In case you didn't read it, the article says:

    "The three small objects the astronomers spotted - given the prosaic names 2003 BF91, 2003 BG91 and 2003 BH91 - range in size from 15 to 28 miles

    Hence the size of Philadelphia varies from 15 to 28 miles. Oh, and Philadelphia is a also an irregular sphere.

    1. Re:Size of Philadelphia by John_Booty · · Score: 3, Funny

      They may be roughly the same size as Philadelphia, but I'm sure they'll win a Stanley Cup before WE do.

      Not that I'm a jaded Philadelphia fan or anything...

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    2. Re:Size of Philadelphia by digidave · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how many elephants is that?

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    3. Re:Size of Philadelphia by G-funk · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how many volkswagons per library of congress is it travelling at?

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  3. "roughly the size of Philadelphia" by mirko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excuse me, Sir :
    In Armageddon, the meteor was "as big as Texas", now, this one is "roughly the size of Philadelphia".
    Now, for the non-US guys here, could you translate ?

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    1. Re:"roughly the size of Philadelphia" by John_Booty · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's worse?

      a. Americans who use geo-centric descriptions like "roughly the size of Philadelphia
      -or-
      b. People from the rest of the world who don't bother to read the article and find out the actual size of the objects and instead simply bitch about the geo-centric descriptions?

      Actually, the answer is actually:
      c. People like me who live in the Philadelphia suburbs but have no idea how big the city actually is in terms of miles/km/whatever.

      /me thumps self over head with brick; passes out :P

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    2. Re:"roughly the size of Philadelphia" by RCO · · Score: 3, Funny

      Based on my experience, I would have to say that Philly is probably just as shallow as the rest of the US.

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  4. Aha! by Fex303 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that's where Darl McBride and the rest of SCO are from!

  5. Space Hockey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    " They may be roughly the same size as Philadelphia, but I'm sure they'll win a Stanley Cup before WE do. "

    But of course. They will change the face of the NHL forever, as they have had millions of years of hockey experience: these icey planetoids are really nothing but hockey rinks.

    In other news, Mike Illitch has launched a space probe that is expected to drop a dead octopus on one of these icy surfaces by the year 2017.

  6. Unit conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Each lump of ice and rock is roughly the size of Philadelphia

    Does the Google calculator convert between Philadelphia's and metric units for us non-Americans? :P

  7. Philadelphia? by Dazhel · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Each lump of ice and rock is roughly the size of Philadelphia...

    Yeah but how much would they weigh at sea level in metric elephants?

    1. Re:Philadelphia? by tinrobot · · Score: 1, Funny

      If they're from Philadelphia, they would weigh a lot more than normal asteroids.

      It's all the cheese steaks, you know...

  8. In other news by OpenSourcerer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The objects reside in a ring-shaped region called the Kuiper Belt, which houses a swarm of icy rocks that are leftover building blocks...

    In other news, Bob Vila will be demonstrating how to build a solar system from scrap in his series This Old House. Also, a hotel chain in Sweden has threatened to sue God for patent infringement citing illegal use of icy blocks for construction.

  9. Media Size Scale by Sr.+Zezinho · · Score: 4, Funny
    Official Media Size Scale:

    • 1 - VW Beetle
    • 2 - Schoolbus
    • 3 - Football Field
    • 4 - Philadelphia
    • 5 - Texas
    • 6 - ??????
    • 7 - Profit!
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  10. conversion probs by r3n0x · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how much does that weigh in clouds?

  11. solar system is one messy ass place by gelfling · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was a kid there were 9 planets, the asteriod belt a few moons and we were happy with it. Now with this new fangled Hubble stuff they're finding new spitwads everyother damn day. This ones' the size of Bangor Maine, that one's the result of two K Mart parking lot sized iceballs crashing into each other. What the f---?

  12. Philadelphia by BryanL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh great another unit of measurement. I already have a hard time converting US Standard to metric, much less elephants, LOCs, and VWs. Now this.

  13. Any Toynbee Tiles? by pikester · · Score: 2, Funny

    The big question is whether they could spot any Toynbee Tiles inlaid in the remnants?