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Why VoIP Makes Telecom Regulations Irrelevant
An anonymous reader writes "BusinessWeek Online analyzes why state and federal regulators' attempts to label VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) a "telecommunications service" is wrong - and threatens to undermine the technology. It quotes Vint Cerf as saying: 'To single out VoIP as a telephone service is a terrible misunderstanding of the Internet industry. I would submit that, someday, the phrase Internet telephony will sound as archaic as 'horseless carriage' sounds today.'" We've also recently discussed Vonage's attempts to fight telecom regulation in Minnesota.
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Request for Comments: 12692 AO/Politrix
Category: Standards Track Hacker University
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Rootard Corporation
August 2003
Sex0r Over Internet Protocols (SoIP)
Status of this Memo
This document specifies an Internet standards track protocol for the
Internet community, and requests discussion and suggestions for
improvements. Please refer to the current edition of the "Internet
Official Protocol Standards" (STD 1) for the standardization state and
status of this protocol. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Copywhat Notice
Copywhat (C) Politrix.org/AntiOffline.com (2003). All Rights Reserved.
PIMP Note
This paper describes techneex anyone can use for great packet sex0r.
Abstract Sex0r is the term generally used by some geeks online when
chatting amongst each other. It is used gratuitously amongst mainly men
who are seeking to bond with members of the opposite sex. It can also be
associated with the actions taken between former US President Bill
Clinton, and the fluff girl Monica Lewinsky.
1.0 Terminology
The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
"SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY" and "OPTIONAL" in this
document are to be interpreted as you wish to interpret them, however, the
way you do interpret them may alter the outcome of the message itself. Be
careful interpreting these words. (Especially under the influence of
marijuana, barbiturates, ecstacy, St. Ideas, Mickey's Hard Ale, Budweiser,
Bacardi, Cisco, Night Train, and Thunderbird)
1.1 Introduction
Sex0r over Internet Protocols should not need an introduction, however,
there are some who work much too long during the day and cannot par-
take in actions such as sex0r. Using SoIP, however, one need not fear
any longer for we will attempt to remedy this problem from the ground
floor up.
1.2 Overview of SoIP
SoIP are characterized by the following resources:
Pictures
Pictures provide a great source of relief for users who have been
at their desks all day, writing documents, typing in commands
such as "find . |grep "*pr0n*" " and other daily tasks that fall into
this category. Pictures however, will never replace the human,
and can only offer slight, temporary fantasy.
Chix
Chix generally are misunderstood, and often men online (most of these
being hardcore geeks rather), will never come close to how should we
define... `which touch` $CHIX any of the top tier Chix.
Brewski
Something typically consumed in order to interact with the other
resources being identified. This should often be consumed with
moderation, however, feel free to use this resource as much as
possible.
Choices for this resource are rather enormous, and we can only
provide you with our favorites, but that will only bias someone's
opinion. We suggest trying them all you find one that suits you
well enough to use the Chix resource.
Geekwear
Pencil pouches can never be used to access resources such as Chix, nor
should any clothes which are older than 1 year. We suggest chucking any
Monty Python t-shirts, Converse, anything *NIX*, any vendor gifts such as
those t-shirts that Cisco sent you because you purchased _X_Amount of
their products.
Underclothes are equally important so be sure you have not worn those
Battlestar Galactica underoos from grad school. Equal weight must be given
to the cleanliness, which means if you have any skid marks, it is time to
get up from your SunBlade workstation, and head to your nearest store to
upgrade.
2.1 SoIP sources:
Camsource
Camsource is simply a "webcam resource". We were too lazy to type the
ent
MoFscker
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Lighten up. Who really gives a fuck if someone insults Rob Malda or his fat cunt of a fiancee? I think you want a little of Rob's love juice, you fucking fag.
I took the horseless carriage down to WalMart.
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