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michael
on from the one-step-forward-two-steps-back dept.
computx writes "I just recieved an email from Barnes and Noble that they will no longer sell ebooks and I have 1 month to download the books I have purchased. Wow!"
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
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It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
First and foremost, as a Heterosexual Caucasian of America, i take offense at the discriminatory nature of this club which I am obviously prohibited from joining. Second, the 'first post' mandate of this club is clearly another attempt at 'affirmative action', which discriminates against my American birthright of equal opportunity. In cyber space, there is no race. 1st post should not be reserved for a special interest group such as this one. I will be filling a hate crime lawsuit against this club in the near future. Amnesty will be granted to those anonymous cowards that come forward and purchase a HCA membership for $699. Sincerely, Darl McBride.
I am a troll
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Thank you, that is all.
why I hate linux
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I installed linux the other day.
It didn't detect my sound card, a creative audigy gamer. So no sound or music.
It detected a video card but it's not MY video card (geforce2 ti 64mb). So no games.
It detected my ethernet card but couldn't initialize it. So no network or internet.
Basically I'm now stuck with a 2gig copy of vi.
Linux is worthless.
Windows seemed to do fine with all those things...
Re:Bathroom Reading
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hentai manga, eh?
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Oh boy! That sure was a funny post you made there, you worthless sack of shit.
First and foremost, as a Heterosexual Caucasian of America, i take offense at the discriminatory nature of this club which I am obviously prohibited from joining. Second, the 'first post' mandate of this club is clearly another attempt at 'affirmative action', which discriminates against my American birthright of equal opportunity. In cyber space, there is no race. 1st post should not be reserved for a special interest group such as this one. I will be filling a hate crime lawsuit against this club in the near future. Amnesty will be granted to those anonymous cowards that come forward and purchase a HCA membership for $699. Sincerely, Darl McBride.
To some pictures of this debilitating problem.
Thank you, that is all.
I installed linux the other day. It didn't detect my sound card, a creative audigy gamer. So no sound or music. It detected a video card but it's not MY video card (geforce2 ti 64mb). So no games. It detected my ethernet card but couldn't initialize it. So no network or internet. Basically I'm now stuck with a 2gig copy of vi. Linux is worthless. Windows seemed to do fine with all those things...
Because they're stupid and you're full of shit.
Bible Fag!