US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline
bofus writes "The U.S./Canada Power Outage Task Force issued the Aug. 14, 2003 Sequence of Events at noon today. While no conclusions are drawn at this point, it does paint a pretty good picture of what happened and when it happened."
I just heard some sad news on NPR - Pope John Paul was found dead in his Vatican home this afternoon. Apparently, he was in the garage and fell off a ladder trying to retrieve some vintage Jack Tripper outfits to reinact the Three's Company scene where Jack's balls fell out of his shorts. Scary. Who hasn't done the exact same thing on countless occassions? I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular religion. Truly a Catholic icon. A Johnny Cash/Warren Zevon/Barry White tribute album is planned. Stay tuned for details.
Though this is entertaining to read, is it News for nerds, stuff that matters?
Oh yeah, FP!
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Per nasscom.org, "A recent study on the biotech market by business intelligence firm, Ernst & Young, has shown that India has the potential to become a leading hub of biotech projects. Indian companies have the capability to enter segments such as manufacturing biogenerics, contract research services, clinical trials and even areas such as bio-informatics.
all your grids are belong to us.
hooo-aahh
I just heard some sad news on talk radio, sci-fi/horror writer John Ritter was found dead in his Maine home today. There wern't any more details. Even if you didn't like his work you can't deny his contributions to popular culture, truly an american icon.
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Actor John Ritter was found dead in his LA home this morning. Apparently, he was in the garage and fell off a ladder trying to get out his old Jack Tripper outfits to reinact the Three's Company scene where his balls fell out of his shorts. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
Apparently, he was in the garage and fell off a ladder trying to get out his old Jack Tripper outfits to reinact the Three's Company scene where his balls fell out of his shorts.
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While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!
All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!
To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!
This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.
If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
7:10:23 - 7:50:14 PM - CmdrTaco gets up off the john, horrified because the bathroom fan still isn't on.
It's funny because it rhymes, and it's about CmdrTaco pooping.
A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
God I miss the 80's, new pope and Soviet premiers every time you freakin' turned around. The pagentry!
This guy, a West Point graduate(1st in class), a Rhodes Scholar in economics, politics and philosophy. he is also a Vietnam Vet and 4-star general and former NATO commander.
It would be stupid not to get him in.
http://www.draftclark2004.com/biography.asp
This is stuff that matters.
You guys wanna talk about dual use? Tommy Chong is off to the slammer for 9 months for selling pipes. Not drugs, but pipes.
choice quote:
He admitted once having "a drug problem with marijuana" but said he beat it by redirecting his energy to salsa dancing.
Fuckin lame war on drugs. Yeah, Cheech and Chong are dangerous lunatics and definately need to be taking up cell space.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
This guy is a West Point graduate(1st in class) and a Rhodes Scholar in economics, politics and philosophy. He is also a Vietnam Vet and 4-star general and former NATO commander.
It would be stupid not to get him in.
http://www.draftclark2004.com/biography.asp
Stumped, I am!
"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency
-The Canadian flag?
-A maple leaf?
-A Mountie hat?
-A hockey stick/puck?
-Celine Dion's head?
Any other ideas?
dinner: it's what's for beer
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