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Disney Completes Dali Animation
jbottero writes "Wired News has an interesting piece on a Salvador Dali animation coming out of Disney Studios. It seems that in 1946, Walt Disney and Dali teamed up on a short film called Destino. The film was shelved for money reason, and now, 57 years later, Disney animators has finished what Dali started. The six minute film will be shown in theaters next year before a Disney feature film. The remnants of the aborted film include 150 storyboards, drawings and paintings, which have sat for the last half-century in the Disney vaults. Notably, some of the project was modeled on the animation program Maya. An interesting quote from the article, Dali describes Walt Disney as one of America's greatest surrealists."
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Am I the only one who doesn't know who Salvador Dali is? This is probably in the article, but...you know...who reads those anyway?
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LSD, laudinum, pot (oooohhhh!) and opium. He was also a nazi sympathiser. Tell your kids!
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I wonder if that will be mentioned in Disney's PR for the film. Of course it's rumored that Uncle Walt was fond of the National Socialist Worker's Party of Germany too, so they were birds of a feather.
Anybody have a bit torrent link to the movie yet?
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Disney: MPAA member which got rich by appropriating other people's intellectual property then jealously guarding... Ooh! Ahh! Look at all the shiny pictures!
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Here's a clip from the animation that's been released early. I've mirrored it on my server to save Disney some bandwidth. (since we've already Slashdotted a US Gov't server today)
Dali Animation completes Disney...