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CNET News.com Turns 7
dmehus writes "Just as Google celebrated its 5th birthday last week, which was covered by Slashdot, I thought it would be equally appropriate to point out that tech news darling CNET News.com celebrated its 7th birthday this past week. To mark that occasion, its Editor-in-Chief Jai Singh wrote an article, in which he reflects on their founding slogan of 'Tech News First' and their commitment to that going forward. He also announces a brand new redesign that was unveiled yesterday. To that I'd add, here's to another seven more! Thoughts or opinions, anyone?"
Yay!
Time to test the theory that early posts, however redundant/offtopic/trollish, are likely to be modded up.
(gg news.com btw)
No, I did not read the f***ing article!
The top two shitheads of comp.sys.amiga.games exposed!
[Col Seddon] aka Colon Sodomy
This individual is known for his flaming gayness, and his need to be self appointed usenet sheriff of comp.sys.amiga.games. He has wasted countless hours of time maintaining a FAQ of useless shit that nobody reads. The FAQ contains information like "what is an amiga" and "how do i format a floppy disk in windows 95". He is known for his nasty habit of loving to sit in the lap of a well pitched tent.
He is an active member of http://www.Xtreamamigawarez.cz. He is a pirate of sorts, in more ways than one. Not often is he a software pirate, he is also a butt pirate. His hobby other than trolling in comp.sys.amiga.games is taking a stiff cock up his rectum hole.
He carries around a little terrier called "Adrondo". In his spare time he paints it's tow nails and takes it down to the beauty shop where he gets his eybrows plucked and a pedicure.
I met Col Seddon at the mall during christmas time. He came right up to me and asked if i wanted to see his penis. I told him no. He said he was gay. I asked him why he wanted to show me his penis, and he said that he didnt find me attractive, and he was just showing it to strangers, just to get a reaction. He then pulled it out and i kicked him in the crotch. I then grabbed a model candy cane ( made out of metal ) and i belted him in the mouth with it. He lost several teeth. It was obvious he was in pain, as he was bleeding all over the place, and little kids every where were crying. I ran out of the mall as fast as i could.
One day, about a year ago, i was in the diner called "Bills Chicken and Eggs". I ordered a milkshake and a grits with bacon and eggs platter super combo extream uber elite ultra wonderful hardcore meal deal for the hardcore super awsome price of 4 dollars and 20 cents. I was eating my dinner when this ugly woman with hairy legs and poorly done makeup came by and sat at my table. Her dress was extreamly tight, her body was not curvy at all, and one of her tits were missing. All in all, a very unplesant sight to see, and the smell was awful. You could see the hair under the arm pits, and she was obviously wearing a wig, as it was coming off. She then set her purse on the table. The purse looked like it had come out of a trash can, as it was tattered and toren. When she opened up her purse, an awful pungent odor permeated the air surrounding us. She asked me in a deep manly voice, to guess what was inside the purse. I guessed that there was something awful in there. She then proceeded to empty the contents of the purse on the table. What i saw horrified me. Thick, dark brown, viscous diarrhea flowed ever so slowly from the purse. When all the diarrhea had been poured from the purse, she started rubbing it in her face and in her mouth. She then started rolling on the table, covering her self in the diarrhea. She spread her legs, exposed her dick and smiled. After seeing the smile, and all the missing teeth, i instantly knew the nasty whore was Col Seddon.
Heres a picture of what i saw: http://www.asianglow.net/images/pillowfight.jpg
From time to time, you can see him standing on the street corner, in tight lether pants with a pink feather scarf wrapped around his neck. I assume he's turning tricks for crack and money for net access at the local internet coffie shop.
[John Burns] aka John the Flamer
John Burns is dum dum retardo individual. His retardedness is un paralled in the known world. He is also from the united kingdom. His girlfriend ( whom i personally know ) told me his penis measures just short of 5mm. She's not hurting for sex though, i take care of her needs in that area, for some reason John never thanks me for doing the job that he is unable to do. Thanx John, thanx for nothing.
People from the UK all act like the freaks we have all seen in the gay porn flick "Monty Python". Such a movie is typical brittish humor, which consists of people acting retarded. Lets face it, if you are not American, you are
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Well, you're just asking to be modded down with this one.
and here we are, lol :)
bite my glorious golden ass.