Head Of Homeland Cybersecurity Named

ziggy_zero writes "Security software industry veteran Amit Yoran is expected to be named the new head of federal cybersecurity by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Tuesday. The DHS is also partnering with CERT to form the "US-CERT" cyber-attack coordination center, coordinating efforts to fight cyber-attacks, worms, etc."

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Re:"Cyber"

[giminy]

There's a reason the h-t-t-p thing is important. Time travellers. It has to do with the Time Cube. Just hear me out.

We know that people have travelled forward in time through a clock discrepancy in the time cube. See, they *make* the time disappear, thus travelling forward. If they remember all that lost time, they'll travel back. It's not impossible, really.

These people first figured it all out in the 1980s. We know they are here, and we want to make sure that they are not confused. If we leave out h-t-t-p, they might assume we are still using gopher or something. So we have to say it every single time.

Let's not even talk about the people from the future...