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College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor

Aiua writes "The Deseret Morning News is reporting that a Utah State University freshman has built a nuclear fusion reactor and compares how the student is similar to Philo T. Farnsworth (the inventor of the television and designer of the plans for a fusion reactor)."

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  1. Um.... by Kedisar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is his name Dexter by any chance?

    1. Re:Um.... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 5, Funny
      Somewhere in D.C......
      Sir, we've finally found those weapons of mass destruction. They were in a dorm in Utah.

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  2. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Philo T. Farnsworth? Is he any relation to Hubert Farnsworth, inventor of the smelloscope?

    1. Re:Farnsworth? by kgbspy · · Score: 4, Funny


      If he pulled the fing-longer-er out, he'd probably begin to wish he hadn't invented the smelloscope...

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    2. Re:Farnsworth? by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

      But the true ass-numbing potential of TV was realized with the development of the remote control. Anybody know who came up with that?

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  3. Mr. Wallace please report... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    to your nearest FBI office where we need to ask you a few questions. You might need to come stay with us in a special facility affectionally known "Camp X-Ray".

  4. way too much time by rynthetyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    That kid obviously has waaaay too much time on his hands. I can't imagine doing that my freshman year.

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    1. Re:way too much time by peculiarmethod · · Score: 3, Funny

      there's more pot available in the midwest than there used to be.. given enough creative madness and todays mind altering coctail availability at universities, one would probably invent all manner of things, like time machines, super beer bongs, beer cooler mugs with wifi.. and so on, and so on..

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  5. Utah Fusion by tinrobot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boy, it seems as though Utah has invented yet another way to do fusion... didn't a pair of scientists from Utah already invent fusion once before? What were their names? Pons and Fleischman?

    Oh yeah, I forgot... that line of investigation went cold.

  6. Maybe he thought... by Ro'que · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Building it would get him older college chicks?

    1. Re:Maybe he thought... by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny
      ..Building it would get him older college chicks?

      Fusion is hotter than an older college chick.

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    2. Re:Maybe he thought... by michaeltoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but I thought we were aiming for cold fusion?

  7. Second Place? by GSpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    He got second place in a science competition? It makes me wonder what project won first place. An advanced prototype of a nuclear fission weapon using kitchen grease as fissionable material? How manay days is it until April 1st?

  8. CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Craig built a neutron modulator (which slows down the emitted neutrons so they can be detected) out of a few hundred spare CDs. "

    I guess we have a new winner for what to do with AOL CDs.

  9. Finally! A use for those AOL and MSDN CD's!! by stanwirth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Craig built a neutron modulator (which slows down the emitted neutrons so they can be detected) out of a few hundred spare CDs.

    ...and I thought I was going to use them as reflectors for Christmas-tree lights. Now we can use them to power the Christmas-tree lights! Cool!

  10. The RIAA is currently investigating ... by fygment · · Score: 5, Funny

    Craig built a neutron modulator (which slows down the emitted neutrons so they can be detected) out of a few hundred spare CDs.

    RIAA: "They wouldn't be CD's with pirated music on them would they ??"

    Wallace: "No sir, Mr. RIAA-man. But you can have a look yourself. I keep them over there in that nuclear reactor. Fill your boots."

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  11. Re:So... not much, right? by Little+Brother · · Score: 4, Funny
    The origional poster was probably 12, and doesn't understand the difference between an 18 year old and a 45 year old, they're both "big people".

    I'm in rare form tonight, must have forgotten my meds.

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  12. In other news by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Bush Administration announced a military attack on Utah in order to destroy an incipient WMD program....

    1. Re:In other news by dwillden · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would not be a good Idea, even though they've been destroying them for several years, Utah is still home to a large stockpile of Chemical Weapons. We can and will retaliate. Oh plus Hill Field does critical maintenance on the Nations ICBM's and the B2 bombers. Bring it on. As I said we can retaliate, and not just with some wussy science project.

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  13. Sheesh .... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 4, Funny
    They found a broken turbo molecular pump lying forgotten at Deseret Industries.

    I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THAT!

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  14. Re:Title is misleading by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Funny

    " if you RTFA you'll see that it isn't actually a fusion reactor or reaction at all. What it is is a deuterium ion plasma generator."

    Errr, yeah; what kind of stupid bastard mistakes a deu... deuterium ... ion plas*cough*aarghph*cough* for a fusion reactor? Hey Rob, what kind of Mickey Mouse show are you runnin' here?

    *darts eyes back and forth*

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  15. Re:terrorist by TeknoHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nevertheless, SCO cannot demand any money from the customers that use neutrons -- after all, they are free of charge.

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  16. Only Second Place?! by Cereal+Box · · Score: 4, Funny

    Others thought it was cool, too. Wallace began winning contests -- local, state, national -- culminating in second place in the International Intel Science and Engineering Fair last May in Cleveland. He's now beginning work on a USU physics degree.

    Wow, building a nuclear fusion reactor only gets you second place in Intel's science contest? What did the kid who got first place do, find a cure for cancer?