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sagman writes "Russ at NTBugtraq is proposing fines for those whose computers allow the propagation of viruses, worms, etc., knowingly or unknowingly... Russ is taking a poll on his site. Russ states in an email that he wrote this up at the request of a US Senator staffer..."
LINDEN, Utah -- Canopy Group to move some operations overseas, sell of poorly performing GNAA
Shocking news slammed into the Slashdot community today, as SCO announced that they were moving their legal team offshore to India, where the consulting firm Ganesh Al Abu will continue SCOs legal battle against American companies IBM and Red Hat. Along with this move, Canopy Group is "shedding excess", and has agreed to an all-cash sell of the recently acquired GNAA to media giant Ziff Davis.
"This alarmingly erratic reshuffling of Canopy Group's cards can only be viewed as a desperate attempt to increase the usefulness of their dwindling revenue streams, while still providing the world with first-class, paradigm altering bullshit" said Lonnie Leftnut LeRoueax, Microsoft Canada's vice president of marketing. In an awkward moment, Free Software Foundation's Richard Stallman screamed the following into the telephone during an interview earlier today:
TrollKore News: "Mister Stallamn, do you find Canopy Group's recent business moves questionable, perhaps a sign that they realize that their legal allegations may lack merit?" Stallman: "GNU/Linux! GNU! free! give it all away! MAN NIPPLES!!!" TrollKore News: "....."
Linden, Utah based SCO has recently been the target of intense criticism by the Open Source community (specifically Linux companies and consultants) for their recent campaign to protect their software patents and intellectual property. IBM violated a SCO contract earlier this year when they illegally misappropriated SCO owned Unix operating system code into the Linux operating system. SCO is now seeking $3 billion USD in damages against the software giant for their illegal activities. US Linux software company Red Hat incorporated recently sued SCO, seeking damages for harming their business. In a smoke filled Clarion Hotel suite, surrounded by female strippers and lurid collections of single-malt whiskey, SCO CEO Darl McBride muttered "19 dollars a share and climbing baby, only in America!".
-- TrollKore correspondent Mao Che Minh contributed to this report
IMPORTANT!!! The Linux Gay Conspiracy!
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Troll
Update: "Fist Sport" explained. (05/17/01)
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Paid for advertisement from the Michael Sims is a Treacherous Cunt society
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.
Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update:Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."
As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:
RMS: "I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance," he says. "It's about being able to question conventional wisdom," he asserts. "I believe in love, but not monogamy," he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homoslut!
Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
"I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Slashdot Mirror
Shocking news slammed into the Slashdot community today, as SCO announced that they were moving their legal team offshore to India, where the consulting firm Ganesh Al Abu will continue SCOs legal battle against American companies IBM and Red Hat. Along with this move, Canopy Group is "shedding excess", and has agreed to an all-cash sell of the recently acquired GNAA to media giant Ziff Davis.
"This alarmingly erratic reshuffling of Canopy Group's cards can only be viewed as a desperate attempt to increase the usefulness of their dwindling revenue streams, while still providing the world with first-class, paradigm altering bullshit" said Lonnie Leftnut LeRoueax, Microsoft Canada's vice president of marketing. In an awkward moment, Free Software Foundation's Richard Stallman screamed the following into the telephone during an interview earlier today:
TrollKore News: "Mister Stallamn, do you find Canopy Group's recent business moves questionable, perhaps a sign that they realize that their legal allegations may lack merit?"
Stallman: "GNU/Linux! GNU! free! give it all away! MAN NIPPLES!!!"
TrollKore News: "....."
Linden, Utah based SCO has recently been the target of intense criticism by the Open Source community (specifically Linux companies and consultants) for their recent campaign to protect their software patents and intellectual property. IBM violated a SCO contract earlier this year when they illegally misappropriated SCO owned Unix operating system code into the Linux operating system. SCO is now seeking $3 billion USD in damages against the software giant for their illegal activities. US Linux software company Red Hat incorporated recently sued SCO, seeking damages for harming their business. In a smoke filled Clarion Hotel suite, surrounded by female strippers and lurid collections of single-malt whiskey, SCO CEO Darl McBride muttered "19 dollars a share and climbing baby, only in America!".
-- TrollKore correspondent Mao Che Minh contributed to this report
Update: "Fist Sport" explained. (05/17/01)
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It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
Richard M. Stallman , spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.
Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."
As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
Is this why you were touching your penis in
Take this, verisign!
The Government fines you! Oh wait...nevermind.
According to research at an English university, people are too stupid to update their systems.