IT Training in the Military?

Posted by Cliff on Tuesday September 16, 2003 @02:45PM from the sgt.-byte-and-cpl.-processor dept.

firehzd1 asks: "Yesterday's article about the new Czar of Security for the Department of Homeland Security raises a very important question, especially lately. What type of opportunities are there for IT work in the military/government. It seems every article I read is bashing the govt/military for terrible IT decisions/systems but I never hear the other side of the story. How bout we hear from those in the field that can give us a idea of what it is like behind the other side of the heavily armed gate?"

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Opening! by Faust7 · 2003-09-16 14:53 · Score: 5, Funny

What type of opportunities are there for IT work in the military/government.

OPENING: Surveillance and Information Awareness Specialist
Department: Ministry of Love
Qualifications:
- Minimum 5 years experience neural implantation
- Minimum 4 years experience xenobiology
- Flexibility with surgical itentity alteration
- Prior experience with polygraphs
- Ideological suitability, to be determined by examination
- Familiarity with ECHELON preferred

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