Lowrider Game Announced, Gets Official Bounce
Thanks to IGN Wire for hosting the press release announcing the November release of Jaleco's PS2 rhythm-action Lowrider game, as well as the official hookup with industry bible, Lowrider Magazine. According to the release, "Lowrider simulates the American phenomenon of lowriding by putting into the gamers' hands the ability to purchase and upgrade cars, install major hydraulics and choose or create detailed artistry to compete against other vehicles in hops, dances and cruise shows" and there's a selection of screenshots on GameSpot, as well as a preview of the already-released Japanese version.
Seriosly, i have no problem with tricked out cars, but riding around in a toyota carolla with the gold package does not make you cool. Neiter does revving the 4 cylinder engine and squealing the tires in the parking lot.
All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
Dear Simoniker,
No one cares about this game (see comments). It will sell very badly. It caters to the gamer who is both a car afficianado and enjoys Dance Dance Revolution. The number of people in the U.S. who fit into this category is seven. Please don't ever mention this game again. Thank you.
yours truly,
a friend.
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Ring Designer! Practice that fine art of finding the perfect stone, alloy and maker for the best price and see if she'll marry you! Bonus points for knowing when to haggle each merchant down without dropping the deal!
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Seriously, I think car mods are a dumb way to get a race car. HOWEVER, if someone wants to glue every piece of aftermarket plastic to their car and pretend, SO BE IT. Mods are a part of life at many levels, and part of people's (quite futile) Yearning To Be Different. So what?
Sure, selling a game about it is even dumber, but for fans of the concept, they'll get it for kids. I bet it took less time to develop than the manhours that'll fill up these slashdot comments.
mug