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New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon?

Seft sent in a solid article running on the BBC discussing the next potential worm explosion on the heels of a recent Security Bulletin from Microsoft. The article is a somewhat general topic piece on worms in general.

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  1. In other news... by brotherscrim · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Scientists predict the sun will rise tomorrow.

  2. Worm's Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    on the heals of a recent Security Bulletin from Microsoft

    Apparently, the worm infects the user's grammar-checker, rendering it inoperable.

    1. Re:Worm's Target by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried it in M$ Word, and here's what Clippy told me:

      . . . explosion on the heals of a recent Security Bulletin...
      Clippy: Order of Words (consider revising)

      Applying typical Slashdot editorial standards, I tried this:

      . . . explosion on heals the of a recent Security Bulletin...
      Clippy: Order of Words (consider revising)

      Crap, let's try again.

      . . . explosion on heals of the a recent Security Bulletin...
      Clippy: Remove "the" or "a"

      I think we got it:

      Seft sent in a solid article running on the BBC discussing the next potential worm explosion on heals of the recent Security Bulletin from Microsoft. The article is a somewhat general topic piece on worms in general.
      Clippy: turns into a bicycle and rides into the distance

      Alright! Let's post!

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  3. 1993? by StingRayGun · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Malicious hackers are starting to circulate computer code that exploits recently found vulnerabilities"

    Starting? When was this article written 1993?

  4. New Worm 9.0! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All my friends and family use Worm 9.0! It's easier than ever!

  5. *Sigh* by r_glen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its a shame the only people who read these articles are the ones who aren't affected in the first place.

  6. New slashdot pattern: 3 articles per MS Virus/Bug? by alexmogil · · Score: 5, Funny
    So now there will be:

    A pre-worm article

    A current worm article

    And a post-worm article?

    Essentially three times the FUD, bashing, turfing, and... well, slashdot.

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  7. Products NOT affected... by immel · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows 98, Windows 98 Second Edition (SE), and Windows 95 also are not affected by this issue." So we can save ourselves by downgrading to previous windows versions? Or is this just a shameless plug? "However, these products are no longer supported. Users of these products are strongly encouraged to upgrade to later versions." Yup. It's a plug for newer, even more vunerable software, alright.

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  8. New Worm by seangw · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a new worm out there that exploits a security hole still in Windows 2k/XP from when it was released.

    It has the capability to shut down applications, goes right through anti-virus software (even the latest patches!!!), and gives total control of the victim computer to the creator of the worm.

    An attempt by the powers that be to shut down it's source of updates was thwarted by various government agencies and the worm itself.

    Unfortunately there is no patch to get rid of the W32.MS.AutoUpdateRequired worm.

  9. Re:Where's the update? by Bourbonium · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe this all refers to MS03-039, released on 9/10/2003. If you've updated your system since last Wednesday, you're protected and the patch won't show up as a Critical Update, because you've been scanned and MS has determined that you're already patched.

    Of course, if you're using Linux and you go to the Windows Update site, you won't find any critical updates for your system there either.

  10. Re:Welcome by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> I, for one, welcome our new worm Overlords.

    With that attitude, the movie Dune would have been a lot more boring. :(

  11. Re:The Amazing Flying Hackers of China! by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 5, Funny
    True. It would have to run for x hours, trying to infect other hosts before "delivering its payload".
    What would be a good value for x?


    X would clearly be PC dependent for optimum worm spread. An obvious thing would be to deliver the fatal payload after the infection had spread to, say, 15 other PC's. This would cause exponential spread until the number of vulnerable machines became limiting.

    But thats *boring*. A much more twisted & evil thing to do would be to deliver a payload at a mission-critical point. For example, after MS Word had been used excessively over a few days, and the word CONCLUSION was typed in.

    /maniacal evil genius laugh/

  12. Microsoft's Advice by digime · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Microsoft:

    Note Windows 98, Windows 98 Second Edition (SE), and Windows 95 also are not affected by this issue. However, these products are no longer supported. Users of these products are strongly encouraged to upgrade to later versions.

    WTF? How this translates to me - "If your computer is immune from these new strains of virii you are strongly encouraged to make it vulnerable."

  13. Re:Am i the only one? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Am I the only one who noticed that the woman in the BBC Article's picture (directly above the "The MSBlast worm hit some users hard" Caption text) is using an old mac,"

    The virus turns your PC into a Mac?! Now that's a creative way to hit users hard.

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  14. Re:The Amazing Flying Hackers of China! by paj1234 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? -- Clarence Darrow

    Friend, you mean, "Even if you do learn to speak correct English, to whom are you going to speak it? -- Clarence Darrow"