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Low-Cal Diet Extends Life... As Long as You Don't Eat

There has been a lot of research recently showing that a restricted calorie diet can extend the lifespans of various creatures. Sadly, it seems that as soon as they start eating again, the benefits are lost.

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  1. in other news... by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    studies have shown that research causes cancer in rats.

    1. Re:in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And posting on slashdot wastes thousands of working hours.

    2. Re:in other news... by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean that working wastes thousands of Slashdot hours?

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  2. Low-Cal Diet Does Not Extend Life... by mlush · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it just seems that way

  3. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    We'll live longer if we don't eat, drink, smoke, fuck and so on...

    Ahh well the last one isn't a problem for slashdotters...

  4. There are links to sexual activity too by heironymouscoward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Studies have shown that male animals (of various species) that are kept separated from females all their lifes can live up to 20% longer. In other words having no sex lets you live longer. The combination of forced abstinence and strict diet can add decades to a person's life.

    As a Belgian Radio announcer commented when this result was published, this finally explains why Catholic priests have a surprising tendency to die around 28.

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