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Is Prescott 64-bit?
unassimilatible writes "According to The Inquirer, Intel's new Prescott has 64 bit instructions lurking inside. Could really rain on the parade of those who thought the new Athlon 64's would be supreme - especially when you look at Intel's price roadmap. Don't run out and buy an Athlon 64 just yet..."
posted AC to keep with tradition.
failed?
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What is up with this slur on someone's skin color? I don't exactly think it's appropiate for slashdot...
I don't see what the big deal about running 64 and 32 bit applications natively is. Sparc64 has done this since inception. It probably blows athlon 64 chips out of the water too. Won't run windows though. That's about all Athlon 64 has over them anyway. Waht a fcuking sahme. Too bad widnows is so fkucing poupalr. Dnam mircofost.
Geeze, the linked article was just as catty and relying on insider vocabulary that 1) it was hard to understand what they were hinting at, and 2) I was sure they would segue into juicy gossip about Ben and J-Lo.
I, for one, welcome our new Nigger overlords.
But then again I love the feeling of a huge black snake massaging my white asshole and pink pussy from the inside.
I hereby declare that the first slashdot poster to get a legitimately +5 moded post that links to this one with an explanation of why its not really racism wins the slashdot troll wars forever.
This is why my Web site doesn't have a message board.
Slashdot "libertarians": Small government for me, big government for those I disagree with. -1, I disagree with you
Are we talking about UK's deputy prime minister???
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your
failure to elect a decent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves,
we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective
today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties
over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she
does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP
for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world
outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the
need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of
you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following
rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed
at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should
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same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and
"you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up
"interspersed".
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on your behalf.
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It really isn't that hard.
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good guys.
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Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get
confused and give up half way through.
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game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your
borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no
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Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a
difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
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by 2005.
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they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that
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Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "sh*t".
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national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive
Day".
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your own good. When we show you Italian cars, you will understand what we
mean.
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Thank you for your cooperation.
To the right of the article! She's beautiful! :-)
http://www.theinquirer.net/images/ads/Inquirer/ali _lass.jpg
Alternate Text: "Stranded INQ hack Paul Hales snapped this employee of ALI at the Intel Developer Forum"
Uh?
Yo got dat rite, mah nigger!!!!
Wuzup YO!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK NIGGERS.