Xbox Boss Admits Mistakes, Bashes Nintendo
Thanks to C+VG for their interview with Microsoft's Peter Moore about the state of the Xbox, following on from their recent interview with fellow Xbox bigshot Ed Fries. In this piece, Moore talks about early problems for Microsoft's console, saying: "I look back at the first E3 Xbox had and it was an unmitigated disaster. But that was a wake-up call." He also discusses the company's rivalry with Sony, saying: "It's difficult to expect Xbox to challenge PS2 when the starting gun had gone off a year and a half before and it was already on the third lap", before turning on Nintendo: "I think Nintendo is surprised - it's kind of slipped away from them pretty quickly over the last couple of years. I don't think they really anticipated how well we would do in the business."
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HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
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He's talking about Nintendo struggling, but isn't the Xbox having a battle with Nintendo for second place for worldwide sales? If Nintendo is struggling and lagging behind, and the fight for gaming hardware supremacy is between the Xbox, PC, and PS2, why isn't the Xbox outselling the Gamecube? Last time I heard, wasn't Nintendo slightly ahead of them?
That's scary.
As Nintendo swims in profits, they probably are surprised by Microsoft. They're probably surpirsed that Microsoft doesn't even seem to care if their console is profitable. Sure, Nintendo may not be making the profits they're used to, but when the competition is willing to flush money down the toilet all day to woo your customers, a half a billion a year in profits is nothing to shake a stick at. Nintendo is in it for the money, and they certainly know how to rake it in.
Honestly. Did anyone think the Xbox would do as well as it's doing?
I'm the guy with the unpopular opinion
Peter has the credentials to talk about this, for he used to work at Nintendo. He knows the ins and outs of what goes on in that company, so he has the right to speak up. To be honest, the Cube is a laughing stock with modern day gamers who are content with their Xbox or PS2 (I know I am).
As for the Xbox being 3rd overall due to Japanese hating the system, so what! I am an American gamer and I will buy what I think is worthwhile to me. It is silly to rely on Japan this day and age when the best selling and most acclaimed games are Western made! For example:
- GTA series
- Halo
- Knights of the Old Republic
- EA sports games including Madden and NCAA FB
What does Japan give us? More cookie cutter JRPGs like Final Fantasy and rehashes of old franchises (Castlevania anyone?).
I like my Xbox and PS2, and the Cube can die off if I care.
No, actually, I underestimated the number of exclusive hit games it would have: it has one so far... and it's not going to be exclusive for much longer.
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hell even im surprised... here i am sitting with an xbox, halo and a few other games, not even giving GC an ounce of thought, when previously NES, SNES and N64 to an extent had been my favoirte of all consoles
It's interesting that the name of Nintendo can be found on almost every paragraph... why spend your time talking about #3 when you already are #2?
Well, indeed it could be that being #3 while making money still funnier than reach the 2nd place loosing millions on the way to.
Peter Moore used to work for Nintendo of America in a pretty high position. During the course of a week where he quit to work for Microsoft his comments varied between
'Nintendo is in a firm position to claim back the market, yada yada yada'
To
'Microsoft is in a firm position to claim the market, yada yada yada'
The insight to the industry this guy gives is directly relevant to who he is working for.
But I find this quote funny:
Our customer satisfaction levels with Xbox Live are through the roof - they love it.
I wonder, then, why it is that many of my friends and myself get quite bored of Xbox Live games rather quickly? Hell, an Xbox fansite editor mentioned in one of his own pieces on the site (article here) that his entire Xbox Live usage to date of the article was around 40 hours over 8 months.
My usage is slightly more than that, but not by much by my esitmates. Probably less than 80 hours since November for me. My Xbox isn't even at my house right now.
And Moore also seemed to not mention the flatlining of Xbox Live sales since before May....
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Almost every Xbox-related press release, interview, or other news item from Microsoft concludes with a statement to that effect. I can remember several that end with something along the lines of "...reaffirms the Xbox's position as number 2."
Like Linux, Nintendo competition is something that they like to write off as inferior without really publicly regarding.
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He worked at Sega, not Nintendo.
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Honestly. Did anyone think the Xbox would do as well as it's doing?
Doing well? You mean that having one fifth of the PS2's marketshare is considered "doing well" now? Man, I must have stepped into bizarro world by mistake...
When the XBox came out, their expectations was Total World Domination and crushing the PS2 and its "inferior hardware". It never did.
Turns out that their "superior hardware/graphics" was (what a surprise) totally overhyped. The Xbox's graphics are ever so slightly better than the PS2's, but their software offerings are greatly inferior.
They aren't doing well, they are struggling for 2nd place, wich is acceptable, but is failure if you take into account their initial plans.
You can't take the sky from me...
Key words. THEIR expectations. Hell, Nokia probably things the N-Gage can actually compete with the GBA. Thats not the point. You had the Xbox fanboys, and then everyone else thought the Xbox was a joke. Considering all of that negative press up until and shortly after release, if it is now battling for second place against Nintendo, an established videogame entity with your first console attempt...that is still an impressive feat.
Of course the graphics are overhyped. What do you expec? When was the last time a company didn't overhype its own system.
I'm the guy with the unpopular opinion
Accidently chose "Funny" instead of "Overrated" on your ludicrous post. While it's funny that you could post that Peter Moore was NOA (maybe you're thinking of Howard Lincoln), when he used to work for Sega, it's also a bunch of useless crap.
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You had the Xbox fanboys, and then everyone else thought the Xbox was a joke.
Oddly enough, a lot of people in he industry were expecting the xBox to be huge(market wise, not physically, wich it is). People actually thought that microsoft would achieve in the console world what it did in the PC world.
it is now battling for second place against Nintendo, an established videogame entity with your first console attempt...that is still an impressive feat.
It would be if a few years ago Sony hadn't come up with its first console and bitch-slapped both Nint and Sega. The 2 industry leaders of the time. Sega has since all but died (not in software, but in hardware its dead and buried), and now nintendo is becomming obsolete. Sure, its the only real player in the hand-held niche right now, but Sony is gonna do it to them again it seems...
The next generation of consoles will be and interresting fight. PS3 ought to win that one too (they have a winning formula), we'll see if nint keeps slipping and microsoft keeps climbing.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Unless you can clearly differentiate
BZZZZT! That obviously isn't Microsoft's strategy.
or you're willing to spend billions of dollars in losses
Ding ding ding ding! I think we have a winner!
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Jesus was a liberal
..you have a reason to like the Gamecube. From the viewpoint of a 20-something-year old:
* Luigi's Mansion - Is shit and was a poor excuse of a launch title.
* Super Mario Sunshine - Was on Gamespy's most "overrated" games list for bringing nothing new to the genre. Even it's creator didn't like it.
* Resident Evil (remake) - Thanks. Just what I wanted, a _remake_ of a classic Playstation game.
* Animal Crossing - Yawn.
* The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - "Celda". Yawn. Looks worse than N64 Zelda.. no thanks.
* Super Smash Bros. Melee - No.
* Mario Party 4 - Double "No".
Which leaves the following:
* Resident Evil 0 - If you're a fan of the series, otherwise don't bother.
* Metroid Prime - if you're a Metroid fan, try. If you've ever played any other FPS - it is poor.
With games that totally ignore the main 15-25 demographic, it's not a suprise that the Gamecube is trailing the market. If you think they're doing well - then why did they stop making them? (FYI, Nintendo halted production of the Gamecube about 2 months ago).
Americans invented the video game and it was an American company that almost buried the entire industry before it was even born...
Apparently it is those titles around the top selling 15-20% that rake in all the money with all the others struggling to break even and avoid losing money. So it's the Matrixs, Halos, Zeldas and Grand Theft Autos, Half Lifes and various EA sports games that actually make money with nearly everything else actually causing a loss.
Development costs have spiralled upwards with each new generation of hardware and some suspect that games may become prohibitvely expensive to develop for all but the largest developers on the next generation.