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PowerBook 15" and 12" Disassembly
questamor writes "The ever gadget-driven among us are at it again, with a Japanese site disassembling a brand new 15" PowerBook. Of interest is dual blowers. Quite a good deal packed into that sleek Al case. An older photo article on the same site details a 12" takeapart. That's stunning for barely an inch thick. Kudos to Apple's designers for a machine that looks as well designed in as out, and to the guys willing to unscrew the screws on a machine barely 5 days into warranty."
By Tim Copperfield
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"This GNAA shit is getting out of hand. Slashdot needs troll filters. Or better yet a crap flood mod that I can exclude from my browsing. Seriously, a good troll is art, what you dumb fucks are doing is just plain stupid." said spacecowboy420.
macewan, on linuxquestions said "Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want GNAA to buy them??"
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About S
The site is english.
What the fuck are you smoking.
Japs cant read english, let alone write it.
Hell, since we are on the subject of writing, japs cant even write.
Stop drooling of anything that sounds like a jap name and realize that japs are just worthless motherfuckers with tiny cocks.
I would much rather have a widescreen PC notebook that's cheaper and faster (such as the Compaq x1000) than most Apple laptops, but half the price.
Anyone here actually happy that they own an Powerbook?
Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate. Ex-O'Reilly/MIT employee, now a full-time Google employee.
They only took the cover off. If they had compeltely disassembled the main board, reassembled it (without having parts left over) and then booted it first time I would be impressed. Does anyone knnow if its even possible to do this? I get the impression that with surfacemount technology it would be like threading elephants thru the eys of needles putting it back together again.
The new google cache that also translates into English is here.
/ /www.kodawarisan.com/ug/PowerBook/index15.html
http://cache.google.co.jp/?translate=en&url=http:
Posted AC, I'm no karma whore.
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