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HRHsoleil writes "If you're addicted to horoscopes, you going to love these Horoscopes for geeks." Mine was surprisingly accurate, thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt the power that a gaseous orb a zillion miles away exhibits upon my laptop.
first post!
i don't believe in horoscopes, you insensitive clod!
You forgot to check "Post Anonymously"
3.1% growth rate hardly qualifies as a downturning economy. It is well on its way up.
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If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.
The pull by the obstetrician is not gravitational. Eat shit. Assfuck.
More proof that Slashdot is now fully irrelevant if not also asinine. It's interesting that if one of us regular schmucks submitted an article like this, we would be rejected so fast our heads would fall off. But Mr Taco, of course, WALKS ON FUCKING WATER. Actually, he's being held up on the water by all the sorry assed geeks who are treading water while GIVING HIM HEAD.