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Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight
I am Kobayashi writes "According to CNN.com scientists at Trinity College in Dublin have created my dream couch. And yes, I admit to being a couch potato... Apparently the couch can be programmed with a personal greeting (it recognizes you by weight), and the scientists hope that it will one day be able to automatically tune to your favorite television programs, order you take out food, and control other household appliances."
The other half of the time it's usually shoved up your girlfriend's pussy as she sutffs herself while you watch the TV.
So? Freddie Mercury, Sir Mixalot and David St. Hubbins all seem to be in agreement that this isn't a bad thing necessarily.
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How about you kill your pretentious attitude, or do the rest of the world a favor and just kill yourself outright.
death obsessed, terrorist supporting murdering apologist. you are a liar. you are dangerous and subversive. you have a right to say what the hell you want and believe what you want. but you listen here you coozed up bastard, we have a right to fucking hate your kind, and watch you closely and clamp down on your fuckerhead like no tomorrow. just make a move, fucker. ill be waiting. cut a check. send arms to your pals. preach you seditonist crap. we will clamp you before you can ever get a round off, you god damn fucking supressed homosexual prick bastard motherfucker.