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Mass Fatality Identification System

Posted by timothy on from the strange-necessites dept.

Shipud writes " Bio-IT World is running a story on how Gene Codes corporation created the Mass Fatality Identification System (M-FISys) in the aftermath of the 9/11 attacks. The story goes into the details of processing large amounts of data, aiming for a 99.9% accuracy rate, and extreme programing."

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  1. extreme! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    extreme programing

    One of the philosophies of extreme programming is "once and only once". Glad to see you applying this philosophy to that redundant "M"! Down with unnecessary repetition!

  2. Handy after a nuclear war by torklugnutz · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the even of identification will be done in the following manner: The 30 of us that survive, that aren't cockroaches, please raise your hands.

    --
    Often in Error, Never in Doubt.
  3. Wheeee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mass fatality system! Oh boy! All of my many nefarious plans will see fruition, I just hope it's open source. Oh, it's an Identification system? Slot off /.!

  4. Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see..

    new technology ... check.
    mass fatatilies ... check.
    extreme programming ... check.

    Yep, Slashdotters will love this one. :)

  5. How ironic... by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 4, Funny
    Isn't it ironic that the Extreme Programming site is written in HTML 3.2 & JavaScript 1.0?

    Markup languages are hardly extreme, but surely they could push the bounds of the latest standards and do something truely extreme. ;-)

    Mike

  6. Re:am I the only one.... by marko123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll look at it, but I can imagine myself just pissing off my programming partner by inserting characters right where her cursor is until she smashes the backspace key... on my head.

    --
    http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
  7. Remember...in extreme programming by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    There is no 'I' in team, but there is a 'me' in extreme.

    There is also a 'ramming' in programming, but I got nothin' for that.