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Jurassic Plants Make A Comeback
Makarand writes "BBC News is reporting that
saplings of the Wollemi Pine will go on sale
by the end of 2005. This is the only plant survivor from the Jurassic age. After it was discovered in 1994 in a single
Australian grove, the tree's home has been kept a top secret. Research to find the best way to grow the plants on a
commercial scale has now paid off and the pines are set for a return. As they grow slowly and like low-light conditions they will be marketed as indoor plants." This looks like an interesting addition to any home, even if the article's title is a bit of a misnomer.
By Tim Copperfield
New York, NY - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) today announced acquisition of The SCO Group for $26.9 million in stock and $40 million in gay niggers.
GNAA today announced it has signed a definitive agreement to acquire the intellectual property and technology assets of The SCO Group, a leading provider of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt, based in Lindon, Utah. GNAA's acquisition of SCO technology will help GNAA sign up more members worldwide. In addition to developing new solutions, GNAA will use SCO engineering expertise and technology to enhance the GNAA member services.
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"This GNAA shit is getting out of hand. Slashdot needs troll filters. Or better yet a crap flood mod that I can exclude from my browsing. Seriously, a good troll is art, what you dumb fucks are doing is just plain stupid." said spacecowboy420.
macewan, on linuxquestions said "Thanks for that link to the SCO quotes page. My guess is that they want to be bought out. Hrm, think they want GNAA to buy them??"
After careful consideration and debate, GNAA board of directors agreed to purchase 6,426,600 preferred shares and 113,102 common shares (the equivalent of 150,803 ADSs) of SCO, for an aggregate consideration of approximately US$26.9 million and approximately $40 million for gay niggers that were working in Lindon, Utah offices of The SCO Group.
If all goes well, the final decision is to be expected shortly, followed by transfer of most SCO niggers from their Lindon, UT offices to the GNAA Headquarters in New York.
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About S
What's that sound? ITS A GIANT PLANT STOMPING ITS WAY THROUGH THE PARK! Oh no!
That would ROCK. A giant plant, with giant teeth, and an orangey sponge substance luring us in...
Sure this sounds cool, but who here seriously is going to want one? It's a plant, albeit an older species, but still if you want something that grows slowly, get a bonsai.
-Gwala
#!/bin/csh cat $0
1. Invade Iraq
2. Profit
3. ???