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Building Better Spam
henbane writes "Cringely is plugging a new method of advertising from Dr. Jim Kowalick and Mario Fantoni. Their book entitled 'E-Mailing Your Way to Sales With
the Taguchi Approach' is out in the autumn. What could be worse than a method which increases the returns on spam?"
what a cynic you are! man, you need a hug you dumb motherfucking faggot. it's friday, settle down with the bullshit. go buy yourself some friends and some tequila and some whining about how companies are spying on you. yeah, they're fucking spying on you. they know that you whack off in your room every night because you have yet to iniciate a conversation with a girl. they feel sorry for you. i feel sorry for you. for fuck's sake, your mother feels sorry for you. YOUR MOTHER ACTUALLY WANTS YOU TO GET LAID! i mean, come on - cut the shit out and get a fucking life you cumquat. i feel very sorry for you but at the same time, i want to punch you in your fat head, you fucking tool. what the fuck? fuck you, don't be a douche. it's time to stop whining about this shit and start doing something about it. like, next time you see a broad at the coffee shop where you have to go because you're a pseudo-intellectual liberal that believes in affirmative action and women's rights and welfare and compensation for slavery, talk to the broad. ask her what she does. tell her you'd like to take her out on a date sometime. and if she actually says yes, go on a fucking date. and don't talk about linux. and if she says no, for fuck's sake, go to a gym and get into shape. you're a fat shit and it needs to change soon. even if you still can't get broads when you're in shape due to your faggy personality, at least you won't die at the age of 25 from a heart attack - how embarASSing that would be, YOU FUCKING CUMQUAT! god, you piss me off with your bullshit. just shut the fuck up. play the stupid faggy games on the AOL instant messaging service and continue to wear your gay blinders - go ahead. who gives a fuck if you spend all your weekends torn between playing the faggy games you love and being spied on by the faggy companies you hate? WHO FUCKING CARES?!?! no one. that's who. go out, get away from your computer, touch a woman's vagina with your tongue, shut the fuck up, eat shit. FUCK YOU.
Cringely endorses spam! No need to read article!
Spam bam, thank you maam!
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