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TCP/IP over Bongo Drums

Michael500 writes "In an attempt to show that primitive communications can still function in modern networks, a friend of mine took up a challenge from his professor to replace the lowest layer of the OSI networking model with a set of bongo drums!"

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  1. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called a drum circle.

    1. Re:Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not a Beowulf cluster, that's a hub. Possibly a switch, if the drums differ in tone enough. :)

    2. Re:Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these by subk · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would be a Tokin' Ring!

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  2. must be running the server over Bongo by backlonthethird · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's already slashdotted.

    1. Re:must be running the server over Bongo by Tack · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yes, being the net admin at that site, I really wished the submitter of this story would have given me a day or two warning before submitting this story to slashdot.

      Well, I've increased the upstream bandwidth allowed for that box, and upped the max number of http processes. *fingers crossed*

    2. Re:must be running the server over Bongo by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agent Smith:Administrator Tack...
      Tack:[whisper]Oh shit..[/whisper]
      Agent Smith:Tack, you were given specific orders.
      Tack:I'm just doing my job.
      Agent Smith:The orders were for your protection.
      Tack:We can handle one little website.....
      [Pause]
      Tack: Well, I've increased the upstream bandwidth allowed for that box, and upped the max number of http processes. *fingers crossed*
      Agent Smith:No Tack, your server is already dead.

  3. Text of Home Page by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 5, Informative

    All I could get I'm afraid...

    At Algoma University the mature students in the fast track accelerated second degree program are not quick to accept theory without proof. As a result, Professor George Townsend offered extra credit to anyone in his forth year Computer Networks course who could take up the challenge of implementing internet based protocols over a new form of medium - Bongo Drums.

    Eight weeks later, the first public demonstration was given to the class by using a simple ping packet. With a blinding 2bps speed, the class sat patiently as the packet was received in roughly 140 seconds.

    Whats the point you may ask? We aren't trying to set any speed records here (actually, we have been developing some ideas for "highspeed" bongos), but rather we're showing that the lower layers of the OSI model can be replaced with any form of media without affecting the layers above it.

    Look at those bongos fly! - classmate

    Due to a busy semester and a Microcoded M6800 Emulator project, work on the final phase of the project has slowed. The design plans for the actual bongo hook up have been completed, and now only a few more hours are required for total completion. The demonstrations that have been conducted have used synthesized bongo beats played through desktop speakers. Due to summer work, time has ran out and the final implementation will have to wait until september.

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    1. Re:Text of Home Page by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now i can finally achieve my greatest work! A carrier pigeon to bongo drum router!

  4. One bug by matzim · · Score: 5, Funny

    One improvised drum solo and you take down the whole LAN...

  5. The obvious network topology for it by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    is a Token Ringo....

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  6. His arms must be tired by Exiler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you imagine drumming your way through a slashdotting?

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  7. Bongo by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    First thing that came into my mind: Richard Feynman

  8. Two drums for 1 and 0? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    With two drums one could do binary transmission quite easily. When adding time-based stuff even more complex patterns could be achieved.

    From the article: Whats the point you may ask? We aren't trying to set any speed records here (actually, we have been developing some ideas for "highspeed" bongos), but rather we're showing that the lower layers of the OSI model can be replaced with any form of media without affecting the layers above it.

    Now I wonder... when will someone actually do TCP/IP over smoke signals?

    Apart from obvious decoding and wind issues, it should work just as well!

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  9. Bongo drums? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    One suspects that the bong played a bigger role in this project than the drums did.

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  10. nice by graveyhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will go great with my "file sharing over trumpets" project. Together they could be called "Samba"

    [ducks]

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    1. Re:nice by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that it would be ideal for use in airports. They could call it "trumpet windsock".

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  11. If bongos can carry TCP... by eriko · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...does that make Neil Peart a webserver?

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  12. TCP/IP Over Morse Code by bangzilla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I actually implemented TCP/IP using a morse code connection many years ago. The morse code was generated, transmitted, captured and decyphered automatically -- and it ran quite swifty (swiftly here being a *very* relative term). You could actually listen into the transmision with a loudspeaker -- it souded quite suprisingly different from a analog modem "squeal" just prior to connection. Must see if I can did out the design and implementation notes and sling them online. (Also considered TCP/IP over wet string using tin-cans as the Tx and Rx devices. Came up with some quite entertaining math -- but it never got past the "let's have another beer" stage.....)

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  13. ping! by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    % ping 192.168.0.2

    ICMP Destination Unreachable: Host taking a rest.

  14. Cool article. by mondoterrifico · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I graduated in the spring with Dan. I was in that class and the demonstration was pretty nifty( if somewhat lost on some of the less enthusiastic students). Dan is a smart kid and professor Townsend was one of the cooler more accesible profs in computer science. I talked with dan over a year ago about submitting this to Slashdot, so it's very cool to see.
    Kudos to Dan, and i imagine Tack was very unpleased with the sudden increase in traffic :) It is somehow gratifying to see your former school get Slashdotted.