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Build Your Own Mortar

Ant sends this link about a home-made mortar. Now all he needs is explosive shells and a good tripod...

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  1. Anyone want to bet how long until he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ends up in Gitmo?

  2. Uhh!! Editors... by antdude · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Now all he needs is explosive shells and a good tripod..."

    Uh, I do NOT need those items. Maybe the guy who built the mortar does! ;)

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  3. Re:BOOM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet that thing is pretty freakin loud! WOW Man, (Score:5, Insightful)

  4. Only four ounces of powder by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. That doesn't seem like much. They must have had a lot of self control. I would have poured a lot more than that into a pipe that big.

    1. Re:Only four ounces of powder by DoraLives · · Score: 5, Funny
      I would have poured a lot more than that into a pipe that big.

      But only one time.

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  5. I love the second photo... by OneOver137 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey man, I think there's still some powder down there"

  6. Yeah, right by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh sure, you'll think you're all smart, saving money by making your own mortar... until your bricks stop sticking together and your fancy new house falls apart!

    (who needs to RTFA when misreading the article subject is more fun?)

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    1. Re:Yeah, right by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think that's bad? When I saw the headline, I immediately thought "What about the pestle?"

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  7. Cool! by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey McBride! Catch!

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  8. You have been reported. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This Website has been reported to the United States Federal Government for transmitting information which could be used to create terror. The website and links to it have all been saved into a cache.

  9. Ah technological advancements... by twoslice · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember fondly making spud cannons and now this. Soon we will have backyard nukes!

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  10. bf1942 by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    God, I can see the people who play bf1942 having WAY too much fun with this one.

    "Hey!!! Stop base-camping you bastard!"

    *THWUMP* *whistle*

    "Heh...doubt he'll respawn after that one."

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  11. Dept of Homeland Security by dlur · · Score: 3, Funny

    The fine folks from the Dept. of Homeland Security and various other government agencies will be breaking down your door in about 2.4 minutes for posting this information. Enjoy life as an "enemy combatent".

    "I, for one, welcome our new Insect Overlords." - Kent Brockman

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    1. Re:Dept of Homeland Security by beamin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that bowling balls will no longer be allowed on airplanes?

  12. Arrr!!! by Lobsang · · Score: 4, Funny

    All he needs know is a copy of Napster, a Boat and a parrot to be a perfect pirate! Arrrrrr!!! Ahoy me men! Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! Arrr!

    1. Re:Arrr!!! by Bunji+X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, he will also need a wooden leg, a hook instead of a hand or at least an eye patch to become a full fledged pirate.

      But then, playing with toys like these, that problem will be solved in a not-so-distant future...

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  13. Re:Cool, Yes. Legal? Smart? by irving47 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh. Good points. But are you implying the legal system of any state (or federal level) could withstand that level of common sense?

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  14. Re:anyone who uses units like this is a know nothi by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who uses units like that?

    Oh sure. Weeks of people complaining that "bowling balls" isn't a unit of measurement, and now. . .

    You just can't make some people happy.

    KFG

  15. 5 pounder by TheHawke · · Score: 4, Funny

    One local nut built one complete with a gun carrage and took it to the local rifle range. The resulting blast brought the local, county and state troopers to see who was blowing crap up. Turned out when they found out, hung around for two more salvos from the monster! I saw the photos of the cannon going off and it had a impressive muzzle flash. Using Pyrodex will do wonders for your complexion and add that special aroma to your cologne.

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    1. Re:5 pounder by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Using Pyrodex will do wonders for your complexion and add that special aroma to your cologne.

      Ahh, yes, Eau de Loaded Shorts

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  16. Re:Cool, Yes. Legal? Smart? by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, I have mod points, but there is no "Stupid" category. So here is my write-in moderation.

    -1, Stupid.

  17. Re:Slashdot spams itself... AGAIN. by Disco+Stew · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's NOT news. This is "Stuff that matters."

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  18. What about my trebuchet? by wardomon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess I'll have to buy .55 calibur pumpkins, then.

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  19. Safety reasons by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reason we used the ignitors and some long wires was so that we could get behind something before firing it up. Young as we were, we weren't totally stupid (and we'd had some close calls).

    In fact, some of the heavier ordinance we built required detonation by remote control (we had an almost unlimited supply of gunpowder, and thus got into plenty of mischief). Not that we were that bright, we had just watched enough old war movies to realize that we didn't want any shrapnel in us, and understood that sometimes things fragment violently when exposed to high pressures. We cannibalized circuit boards out of an old remote-control car (plus some RadioShack project boxes)... it kept our precious little hides out of the Emergency Room.

    Those were the days.

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  20. Slashdot... by DarthVeda · · Score: 2, Funny

    News for Nerds... and Militia members.

  21. Close But No Cigar by The+Dobber · · Score: 3, Funny


    "Damn, that looks like a weapon of mas destruction" muttered GW Bush "We'll take it"