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Measure The Speed Of Light With Your Microwave

maddmike writes "There is a very interesting article on About.com that shows how to measure the speed of light using your microwave to melt chocolate. "

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  1. Here at the lab... by SMOC · · Score: -1, Troll

    God, I miss that PhysicsExpert guy. Now THAT was some quality trolling.

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    1. Re:Here at the lab... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Awww did I miss some good slashdot trolling? damn. do tell more...

    2. Re:Here at the lab... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
  2. In Soviet Russia... by solarium_rider · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...the speed of light measures YOU!

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Snoopy77 · · Score: -1, Troll

      Nope ... In Soviet Russia chocolate cooks YOU!

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      In Soviet Russia, the joke listener makes fun of YOU !

    3. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Planx_Constant · · Score: -1, Troll

      HAH! In Soviet Russia, melted chocolate overlords welcome YOU!

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  3. PARENT CONTAINS GOATSE LINK!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you know what to do

  4. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Light measures Speed of YOU!

  5. The local pimp has a girl by eclectro · · Score: 0, Troll


    whose name is choc'ho'late. She's everybody's favorite. She works at the speed of light and you melt.

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  6. Shut the fuck up, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    you faggot motherfucker. Get back to work sucking male cock, you bitchass ho. My ex-cellmate Curly will toss your salad with the ass-end of a fork until it bleeds, you fucker.

  7. Dana, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I would fuck your mother in the asshole until she started sobbing profusely, just to watch you cry.